Today, I left work at 11pm. It was cold and dark, and I was anxious to get home, so I cut across some soccer fields to get to my car. About halfway across, the sprinklers came on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my car died after I got off work at 1am. All of my coworkers had already left and nobody could come out to jump my car. I had to walk the 3 miles home in a torrential downpour. FML
Today, I sprained my ankle while playing soccer. I still have to walk home. In the rain. FML
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Today, my family went to a football game. It was a little cold, but then it started to rain. I wasn't dressed for rain and I'd left my umbrella in the car. My dad wouldn't let us leave our seats for the whole game. FML
Today, I'd stayed up all night to finish a detailed report. By the time I'd printed it I was late for work so I jumped in my car. Driving down the street, I saw my papers fly off the roof of my car. It was raining out. FML
Today, my football practice ended early due to severe weather. Not only had I misplaced my phone earlier in the day, both my parents thought the other had picked me up. I was in the rain for an hour and a half. FML
Today, I spent an hour in a snowstorm waiting for my bus to show up. After I got fed up, I decided to just clean off my car and drive to work. After I was halfway finished swiping off the snow and ice stuck to my car, the bus drove right past me. FML
Today, I had to water my entire garden. After an exhausting hour of watering hundreds of plants, I turned off the hose and started to feel good about the grueling job. That is, until it started pouring rain. FML
Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML
Today, I looked outside with a grimace at the very heavy rainfall through which I had to trudge a long way. I waited ten minutes for it to let up, only to find it was getting heavier. So, I started walking anyway. After getting soaked to the bone, I walked through my door, and it stopped. FML
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cm1315yo 0
well, at least you were heading home.
NathanKett 0
YDI for not singing in the rain
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Comments (58)
skidary 0
whiney bitch
SACKERLAND 6
This is exactly why we should hate soccer.
silversonic75 6
Water doesn't like humans since we claim the planet for ourselves. The Earth is mostly water, so Water thinks it already called dibs on this part of the solar system. But Water would probably give us the Moon if we had some way to breathe in space. And we asked nicely...
TheEpicPies 15
LMFAO!
igary 5
The rain is barely cold in California
souljacker 11
So?
aceman50000 4
Atleast you had a motive to sprint to your car and get home faster
nicholasj96 9
Run
telli164 30
That would shit me off, but hey, there are worse things that could happen whilst walking in the dark!