Today, my boss's cat died. I'm expected to attend the service. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband's cat died. He has resorted to calling me by her name to comfort himself. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boss that the reason I was sobbing hysterically as she told me that I was getting a pay raise was because I was going to the vet to have my sick and dying cat put down. Good news at a bad time. FML
Today, I was crying at my desk at work. My colleague tried to cheer me up by saying: "Don't worry, I'm sure you will find a new job soon". I didn't even know I was fired. I was crying because my cat died this morning. FML
Today, my boss brought his cat to the office. Despite our no pet policy, I still managed to get the blame when the crazy animal scratched 3 colleagues and peed on the floor after my boss left for bathroom. Apparently I was supposed to be "looking after it". FML
Today, I was sent a letter by the vet, saying my cat was late for her yearly checkup. My cat died last week and I'd had her cremated by the same people who had sent the letter. FML
Today, my boss announced he will be taking bereavement leave due to his father passing away. For some reason I’ll never understand, I got the urge to laugh. I tried so hard to hold it in but it was very obvious. If looks could kill, I wouldn’t be able to write this. FML
Today, my roommate's noisiest cat passed away. My previously-silent cat has decided that someone has to fill the void, and has been running around the apartment howling ever since. FML
Today, my boss is such an unfeeling asshole that he seriously thought he could demand I only stay at my best friend's funeral for 45 minutes then return to work, because it was “just a friend, not a relative', and that when his mother died he "took a whole 2 hours off and was back at work by 11:45.” FML
Today, I got a promotion. I was really excited until I realized that the only friend I had to celebrate with was my pet cat. FML
Today, I was at a meeting. One of the other members decided to share that their cat had passed away recently. I got an uncontrollable nervous laugh, started crying because I was laughing so hard, and left the room while everyone watched in horror. FML
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pertained 12
In Republic of Korea, that would be lunchtime.
roeroe66 0
I thought cats had 9 lives!!?
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Comments (109)
ILoveSomeFun 0
Why would you ever rip a kitty? don't you get sad when the blood comes out?
amadan 0
Your boss is a creep. Who has a funeral for a cat?
Flutist 3
The boss.
BadKitty13 28
If it was one of my "Boys" I would. MEOW !
Flutist 3
The Egyptians worshiped cats and built whole monuments to them...so the Egyptians for another. Also every little kid. Parents have funerals sometimes when a young kids loses a pet. They dig a hole in the backyard and say a little prayer for the animal. Just because you don't understand the practices of a person doesn't make them less valid.
coo24 0
you beter!
bigred7070 0
like a boss!
deefan101 11
buy new cat= u more money....
SpizzySpose_fml 0
this happend on the dead like me TV series.
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
What an asshole.... but take advantage!!! Tell him you have a fear of all cats...dead or alive, and send flowers with a sign saying "my sympathy for your loss of pussy"... then sign it with the name of the person you hare most in your office!!
jerilyn333a 0
pathetic but I would go poor kitty
angellex96 0
thats not even an fml!! selfish bitch
Tuesdaythe10th 11
I was about to say don't be a pussy , which doesn't even really apply , but I see another witty poster already came up with that