Today, my boss's cat died. I'm expected to attend the service. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband's cat died. He has resorted to calling me by her name to comfort himself. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boss that the reason I was sobbing hysterically as she told me that I was getting a pay raise was because I was going to the vet to have my sick and dying cat put down. Good news at a bad time. FML
Today, I was crying at my desk at work. My colleague tried to cheer me up by saying: "Don't worry, I'm sure you will find a new job soon". I didn't even know I was fired. I was crying because my cat died this morning. FML
Today, my boss brought his cat to the office. Despite our no pet policy, I still managed to get the blame when the crazy animal scratched 3 colleagues and peed on the floor after my boss left for bathroom. Apparently I was supposed to be "looking after it". FML
Today, I was sent a letter by the vet, saying my cat was late for her yearly checkup. My cat died last week and I'd had her cremated by the same people who had sent the letter. FML
Today, my boss announced he will be taking bereavement leave due to his father passing away. For some reason I’ll never understand, I got the urge to laugh. I tried so hard to hold it in but it was very obvious. If looks could kill, I wouldn’t be able to write this. FML
Today, my roommate's noisiest cat passed away. My previously-silent cat has decided that someone has to fill the void, and has been running around the apartment howling ever since. FML
Today, my boss is such an unfeeling asshole that he seriously thought he could demand I only stay at my best friend's funeral for 45 minutes then return to work, because it was “just a friend, not a relative', and that when his mother died he "took a whole 2 hours off and was back at work by 11:45.” FML
Today, I got a promotion. I was really excited until I realized that the only friend I had to celebrate with was my pet cat. FML
Today, I was at a meeting. One of the other members decided to share that their cat had passed away recently. I got an uncontrollable nervous laugh, started crying because I was laughing so hard, and left the room while everyone watched in horror. FML
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pertained 12
In Republic of Korea, that would be lunchtime.
roeroe66 0
I thought cats had 9 lives!!?
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Comments (109)
VEVO_fml 0
its quagmire, whats not wrong with it? lol
Flutist 3
Quagmire: I would like to have a moment alone to honor my love of your pussy. Boss: That is so sweet, i will be back in a few moments. Quagmire: Oh, Scruffles I love you! *Boss comes back* Boss: WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING TO MR. SCRUFFLES. Quagmire: Mr? *looks at dead cat* YOU LIED TO ME.
Flutist 3
Your boss sounds lonely. If she/he doesn't have kids or very many friends, then that cat is probably very important to the boss. Instead of complaining like a bitch, why don't you take a moment out of your very busy life to give back to the person who is, in a sense, paying you and helping you survive. While it might seem stupid, the boss obviously cared for the animal. It might not be normal behavior in your book and annoying, but you could try and be sympathetic to the person who has lost someone who means something to them. Also, you can tell people at the bar your boss made you go to a cat funeral and it will be a good laugh story and make you look like a good guy when you tell someone "Well they were just so sad I had to go to be supportive."
nubx 0
Buy him new cat. Receive promotion.
Flutist 3
Make him homemade Chinese food, show him you know how to combine resources (dead cat + wok = free lunch.)
CallMeHush 1
Bring cake!
nickturn 3
damn..smh tell ur boss to get married or something
Flutist 3
Yes, because marriage solves all problems.
candys123 0
you should tell him that the funeral made you so choked up that you need a grievance day!
bigred7070 0
hopefully it gets you out of work
AngryCanadian 0
Michael Scott?
urdirtyolduncle 15
Atleast you'll get some pussy