Awkward, Party, Cops and Miscellaneous: PARTAY!

PARTAY!

By Life of the party - 19/08/2009 05:13 - France

Today, I threw a party while my parents were gone. I forgot that our alarm automatically turns on at 11 pm, so when people opened the door, it went off. I couldn't find the number for the alarm company, so the cops showed up. Everyone started cheering because they thought they were strippers. FML

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You deserved it 55 843

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By banana12321 - 02/04/2015 04:40 - United States - Fresno

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

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By Suprise - 17/08/2013 04:38 - United States

Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML

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By ugh - 15/07/2013 11:46 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML

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You deserved it 9 146

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, I accidentally set off an alarm at the school I work for. No one was there, I didn't have the code or password the company needed, my boss wouldn't answer his phone, 3 policemen interrogated me and asked for ID but realized I left home without my wallet. There was nothing I could do. I cried. FML

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You deserved it 5 811

By Anonymous - 24/09/2012 02:26 - United States

Today, I found out that my parents changed the code on our alarm system while they were out of town. The police could not verify I was their son, despite spending hours trying to get hold of them. They thought it was just another telemarketer. FML

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You deserved it 1 563

By avocadotoe - 14/11/2016 06:52 - United States - Big Bear Lake

Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 195

You deserved it 3 103

By idiot - 28/07/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying how thankful I was that she was trusting me and not checking up on me. That night I threw a party at the house. My mom showed up to check on me because my text was "suspicious". FML

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You deserved it 126 180

By Anonymous - 11/05/2012 00:28 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I was heading back to my apartment and I heard noises behind the front door. Assuming it was the surprise party I'd hinted at, I flicked on the lights… as two heavy guys pushed past me. I was robbed. FML

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You deserved it 2 316

By Paul - 08/08/2011 01:49 - United States

Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML

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You deserved it 2 927

By FailedEngineer - 20/10/2009 21:31 - Australia

Today, I lost my house keys while staggering home drunk, so I decided to climb through an opened window and promptly went to bed. Twenty minutes later the police wake me up while attempting to search my place. The neighbors thought I was a burglar and called the cops. FML

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You deserved it 35 648

NGM_47 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 12:12

Yeah...cause strippers show up in cop cars -_- Your friends must have been really drunk not to know that.

caancoha 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 12:20

Strippers that show up in cars with strobe lights? DAMN! YOU MUSTA PUT IN EXTRA!

Comments

stryder 1

Wednesday 19 August 2009 12:54

YDI for not getting real strippers.

divineinstrument 2

Wednesday 19 August 2009 13:07

Kinda reminds me of an episode of the Simpsons... except that Chief Wiggum actually ended up stripping *yeuch*

xmaddy 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 13:10

haha sorry that sucks

streetmember 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 13:22

haha no FML that's amazing! :)

shyguy_fml 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 13:26

That's really funny!

loverslanex3 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 13:28

How do you not know the code to turn of the alarm in your own house? And #19, yes they do, so does mine.

oliveolive_fml 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 13:39

HAHAHAHAHA i bet everyone was like "hellzzzz yeaaaaa rip your shirt off!" lmfaooooo that is a win! no fail with some official handcuff officers ready to cuff you lol