Parental advice

By ifeeldirty - 27/10/2011 12:22 - United States

Spicy
Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
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Same thing different taste

Comments

MwahFMLS 6

Well uh.. I'm sorry about that. Really.

dragonstrike94 8

He puts his back into it or he sidles around when you have sex?

And that's when you salute your dad and say, "Sir yes sir!"

kshafer08 7

I remember my first time having sex. Don't worry you will get the hang of it.

Well, he didn't say it was his first time...or first of few times. He just may be crap at it.

lakebitch01 0

Seriously if pops is having to tell him to work a little hard....

I don't see the FML. I'd be proud if my dad got the same reaction as your father did.

You might want to quiet down a little for next time.

mrbendystraw 0

Look him in the eyes and finish like a boss

stevenJB 25

Dad: Don't forget to pull out, oh there you go.

He clearly had your best interests at heart.