Miscellaneous: Panic!

Panic!

By Lotje13 - 01/01/2012 00:19 - Hungary

Today, I was sleeping over at a friend's house. I went and took a shower, and as I tried to get out, the door jammed. I called my friend for help, and after much tugging, the glass shattered all over me. She panicked and sent her dad to rescue me. It was the first time he and I had met. FML

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You deserved it 2 614

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By mrmr - 07/02/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML

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You deserved it 3 022

By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 03:20 - United States - Auburn

Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML

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You deserved it 3 474

By Sparks - 13/03/2011 07:39 - United States

Today, after a few beers, I was exiting the bathroom of a loud house party when the door jammed. I had to climb out through the shower window. It was fool proof until my foot got stuck. I hung outside the house upside down in the dark yelling for an hour before someone figured out where I was. FML

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You deserved it 14 980

By xo007 - 04/11/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML

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You deserved it 3 739

Open door policy

By Luke Sparacio - 24/11/2023 00:00

Today, while we were exploring a building, my dad and I somehow got separated. After about 30 seconds, I found him on the other side of a door, so I went to go through what I thought was a door. Instead, I smashed my head on a windowpane and collapsed to the floor in pain in front of 5 people. FML

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You deserved it 189

Occam's razor

By anonymous - 12/02/2011 05:48 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

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You deserved it 4 714

Break in

By GodDaughter - 20/09/2009 00:08 - United States

Today, I was locked out of my house so I texted my cousin to come over and help me get in. She came over, stood on a chair and lifted me through the smallest unlocked window possible. Sadly, this was my bathroom window and I ended up head-first into my toilet. FML

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You deserved it 9 988

By Anonymous - 09/12/2009 00:23 - United States

Today, while sleeping over at my guy friend's house, I woke up mid-air after falling off his abnormally high loft bed. Luckily, there was a table and 3 shot glasses to break my fall. FML

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You deserved it 3 872

By Anonymous - 27/06/2011 23:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML

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You deserved it 7 716

By Caution - 02/10/2018 22:00

Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML

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You deserved it 587

Sickly_Slick 4

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:25

Sounds like a intro to a Porno

monkeysareyummy 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:29

Dad later that night: fap fap fap fap fap.

Comments

Mirorbo 26

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:31

Am I the only once concerned on if the OP was alright?! The glass SHATTERED all over them! I can't imagine how many cuts were made at least on their feet! Forget humiliation, darling! Worry about your well being!!

xXshadowrollerXx 6

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:35

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.. Regardless, if OP was significantly injured by the shattered glass, he/she would have mentioned it as the FML, rather than meeting the dad being the FML.

Mirorbo 26

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:51

You'd be surprised on what jumbled up order peoples' priority lists are written up as.

horsestarz 7

Sunday 1 January 2012 16:44

I'm guessing she's okay or she wouldn't be posting this FML.

slimjim8094 12

Monday 2 January 2012 4:24

It's probably tempered glass, in which case she'd be fine.

hoonyer 17

Wednesday 4 January 2012 20:47

aren't most bathroom glass doors designed to break into little tiny balls to prevent injury in case of shattering?

onorexveritas 23

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:33

oh damn, I feel for you

ninjuh_wingman 29

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:41

That must have been one hell of a first impression. I wonder if he enjoyed it?

jessie1 9

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:42

Wait... If you were trying to get out, why were you not dressed? Or were you...

dbt88 15

Sunday 1 January 2012 10:04

Most people wait until they get out of the actual shower to get dressed.

cass1_l0ve 13

Sunday 1 January 2012 14:50

Perhaps she just had on a towel.

asnell98 8

Sunday 1 January 2012 15:03

I'm assuming if it was a glass door it may have been the actual shower door. In that case she was most likely naked. If it was the actual bathroom door she probably had a towel.?

Snafuusmc 12

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:44

At least it was her dad and not her brother yknow? Every time you come over he's gonna give you a creeper look!

cass1_l0ve 13

Sunday 1 January 2012 14:52

Well , unless her dads a pedo and gives her SUPER CREEPY looks everytime she comes over

p3mguin 7

Sunday 1 January 2012 15:50

I'll give you a CREEPER look if I saw you naked ;)

Prankster7o7 5

Monday 2 January 2012 3:20

Hahaha, what a loser.

aileenpolice 1

Sunday 1 January 2012 10:01

Take care

perdix 29

Sunday 1 January 2012 10:03

The good news is that it's impossible to get a boner in the presence of thousands of jagged shards of glass. The bad news is that her dad will think of you when he faps and ***** your friend's mom.