Miscellaneous: Panic!

Panic!

By Lotje13 - 01/01/2012 00:19 - Hungary

Today, I was sleeping over at a friend's house. I went and took a shower, and as I tried to get out, the door jammed. I called my friend for help, and after much tugging, the glass shattered all over me. She panicked and sent her dad to rescue me. It was the first time he and I had met. FML

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By mrmr - 07/02/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML

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You deserved it 3 022

By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 03:20 - United States - Auburn

Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML

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By Sparks - 13/03/2011 07:39 - United States

Today, after a few beers, I was exiting the bathroom of a loud house party when the door jammed. I had to climb out through the shower window. It was fool proof until my foot got stuck. I hung outside the house upside down in the dark yelling for an hour before someone figured out where I was. FML

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You deserved it 14 980

By xo007 - 04/11/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML

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You deserved it 3 739

Open door policy

By Luke Sparacio - 24/11/2023 00:00

Today, while we were exploring a building, my dad and I somehow got separated. After about 30 seconds, I found him on the other side of a door, so I went to go through what I thought was a door. Instead, I smashed my head on a windowpane and collapsed to the floor in pain in front of 5 people. FML

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You deserved it 189

Occam's razor

By anonymous - 12/02/2011 05:48 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

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You deserved it 4 714

Break in

By GodDaughter - 20/09/2009 00:08 - United States

Today, I was locked out of my house so I texted my cousin to come over and help me get in. She came over, stood on a chair and lifted me through the smallest unlocked window possible. Sadly, this was my bathroom window and I ended up head-first into my toilet. FML

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You deserved it 9 988

By Anonymous - 09/12/2009 00:23 - United States

Today, while sleeping over at my guy friend's house, I woke up mid-air after falling off his abnormally high loft bed. Luckily, there was a table and 3 shot glasses to break my fall. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2011 23:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML

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By Caution - 02/10/2018 22:00

Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML

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Sickly_Slick 4

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:25

Sounds like a intro to a Porno

monkeysareyummy 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:29

Dad later that night: fap fap fap fap fap.

Comments

nabila21 0

Monday 2 January 2012 10:36

Same thing happened 2 me when I was 4 in the bath. Got out & told my mom what happened and the water was bloody. I didnt know y until my sis pointed out my leg was bleeding. I cried ;(

Epic_Monster 2

Monday 2 January 2012 19:14

I bet he's never gonna forget that meeting

rene22 18

Monday 2 January 2012 22:20

Pics or it didn't happen

Forodin 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 8:02

Did daddy like what he saw?

SamanthaLovesJB 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 9:59

Lolz

GummiBearss13 0

Friday 6 January 2012 5:10

wait wait...were you naked or at least had a towel?

RockVolley09 8

Friday 10 February 2012 7:38

Was your friend's dad hot? And if so did you at least make him carry you out?!

SkaterTit 1

Wednesday 11 April 2012 6:01

Lol this happend to me once! But it was with my friends brother.... I had no towels and I could see he had a boner... Lmao! He always looks at me awkwardly now. ! Hahh