Overthinking it
Today, I spent an hour photoshopping my face onto super skinny models as inspiration for a diet. FML
Today, I spent an hour photoshopping my face onto super skinny models as inspiration for a diet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was online looking up ways to lose weight, get thinner and be healthier, all the while eating a slab of brownie that was half the size of my head. FML
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
Today, I discovered that a company has been using a photo of me for one of those "she lost 50 pounds" online ads. I'm the "before" photo. FML
Today, I discovered I am the "before picture" in an internet weight loss advert. FML
Today, I met one of my favorite fitness models. She told me I need to get in shape. I weigh 150lbs. FML
Today, my friends and I were messing around with an app on my phone that makes your picture look fat. My picture looked the same before and after. FML
Today, my friend found a picture of herself on a website filled with pictures of thin people. I was in the picture, also. I was crossed-out with the word, "EWW" written next to me. FML
Today, I saw a weight loss 'before and after' advertisement and I wished I could at least look like the 'before'. FML
Today, even though I’m very careful, my modeling agency said that I’d put on weight. FML
Today, I found out why my colleagues make me stand on the far left or far right of group photos. It’s so they could edit me out, because apparently me being obese “ruins” the photo. FML
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Top comments
illmatic2 16
If that's what really motivates you, then I see nothing wrong.
lajaynay 15
Wow.. Please get some help. Btw, super skinny models are frowned upon these days. Just get healthy. Not skinny.
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Comments (118)
DonZilla_RAWR 6
Wait, that came out sounding a bit shallow. Gaaahh! What I meant was... Keep on doing what you're doing! ^_^
courk94 6
why not use that hour to EXERCISE ?!
ryanisexy 5
Instead, photoshop your face onto a super obease lady and say to yourself "If I continue living this way I will be like this" and keep it in the kitchen.
mintstashinurtea 5
I'm pretty sure that getting up and actually going on said diet would be a much better use of your time
Timmeh94 0
someone tell me how to do that
KRiddle 15
Those hours could've been spent walking...
go_Banannas0814 0
Two things: you could have been exercising instead of wasting your time. Secondly, those models have been tweaked and air brushed and photoshopped into perfection. No one is perfect and you are just setting yourself up for failure. Get healthy! Don't fall prey to society's misconstrued notion of what a woman should look like (pore-less, wrinkle-less, brainless, and anorexic but somehow with huge ****). Good luck.
SwaffDaddy96 5
Well uh gotta start somewhere...
lexajordan33 7
that's not bad hun what inspires you inspires u. some ppl buy dresses in the size they want to help them have a goal. one thing that helps is eating broccoli every time u eat. or putting a small amount of spinch in things not enough to taste is but enough so its in there it helps your body digest they way it should and promotes weight loss. my nutritionist suggested it I lost 50 doing that and walking
sbarua219 17
Aw OP be happy for who you are! I applaud you for trying to live healthier at least