Today, I spent an hour photoshopping my face onto super skinny models as inspiration for a diet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was online looking up ways to lose weight, get thinner and be healthier, all the while eating a slab of brownie that was half the size of my head. FML
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
Today, I discovered that a company has been using a photo of me for one of those "she lost 50 pounds" online ads. I'm the "before" photo. FML
Today, I discovered I am the "before picture" in an internet weight loss advert. FML
Today, I met one of my favorite fitness models. She told me I need to get in shape. I weigh 150lbs. FML
Today, my friends and I were messing around with an app on my phone that makes your picture look fat. My picture looked the same before and after. FML
Today, my friend found a picture of herself on a website filled with pictures of thin people. I was in the picture, also. I was crossed-out with the word, "EWW" written next to me. FML
Today, I saw a weight loss 'before and after' advertisement and I wished I could at least look like the 'before'. FML
Today, even though I’m very careful, my modeling agency said that I’d put on weight. FML
Today, I found out why my colleagues make me stand on the far left or far right of group photos. It’s so they could edit me out, because apparently me being obese “ruins” the photo. FML
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illmatic2 16
If that's what really motivates you, then I see nothing wrong.
lajaynay 15
Wow.. Please get some help. Btw, super skinny models are frowned upon these days. Just get healthy. Not skinny.
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Comments (118)
demondog562 0
As long as your goal isnt to be an unhealthy skinny than i see nothing wrong with that. Whatever keeps you motivated
loserman67 36
So after doing that, you probably sat there, dreamily gazing at the pictures, hoping for the day you'll be skinny, all the while SHOVING BOSTON CREAM PIE IN YOUR FACE!!! Do it for your health - not for someone's warped image of what a woman looks like. With all due respect, you sound like the type that wants to make change, but always has an excuse why you can't begin. I struggle with weight, but I go to the gym, stay away from fast food and do everything I can to keep my weight stable. Trust me, it's a battle, especially around the holidays and then top it off with the fact that my wife makes the world's best chocolate chip cookies, cream cheese/Creme Dementhe topped brownies and cheesecake -- THE BEST -- but I limit my portions and do a little extra cardio -- Sorry to preach, but if you really want to make a change, you just have to do it!
cgstarz790 3
I know I shouldn't be talking, but that's an hour you wasted. you could have worked out... just saying
ankoku 2
Did it work? No? I didn't think so..
Levvy 22
I'm not seeing the part where they said it didn't help. Could you copy and paste that for the rest of us? It must be hidden somewhere in this very very lengthy FML.
awewior 8
go to the gym
nerdsgetmehot 23
Why do you want to be super skinny? Why not just be healthy? Not everyone likes the super skinny model look anyway.
penguinazul 13
Just sayin', depending on how fat you are, a woman at a healthy weight could be seen as super skinny. I mean 325lbs vs 125lbs is a huge difference.
RKD 23
Well, it can provide motivation, so time not completely wasted! Maybe a little workout time, thirty mins or so a day would help, too!
XxDancerGirlxX 17
Why didn't you spend that hour exercising?
NDiesal10 2
At least you're trying