Today, I spent an hour photoshopping my face onto super skinny models as inspiration for a diet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was online looking up ways to lose weight, get thinner and be healthier, all the while eating a slab of brownie that was half the size of my head. FML
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
Today, I discovered that a company has been using a photo of me for one of those "she lost 50 pounds" online ads. I'm the "before" photo. FML
Today, I discovered I am the "before picture" in an internet weight loss advert. FML
Today, I met one of my favorite fitness models. She told me I need to get in shape. I weigh 150lbs. FML
Today, my friends and I were messing around with an app on my phone that makes your picture look fat. My picture looked the same before and after. FML
Today, my friend found a picture of herself on a website filled with pictures of thin people. I was in the picture, also. I was crossed-out with the word, "EWW" written next to me. FML
Today, I saw a weight loss 'before and after' advertisement and I wished I could at least look like the 'before'. FML
Today, even though I’m very careful, my modeling agency said that I’d put on weight. FML
Today, I found out why my colleagues make me stand on the far left or far right of group photos. It’s so they could edit me out, because apparently me being obese “ruins” the photo. FML
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illmatic2 16
If that's what really motivates you, then I see nothing wrong.
lajaynay 15
Wow.. Please get some help. Btw, super skinny models are frowned upon these days. Just get healthy. Not skinny.
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Comments (118)
TudorPangal 2
Good luck with getting anything in life. There's nothing grosser to guys than overly skinny models. So long as yo weigh less than 200 pounds we're fine with your looks.
hateevryone 15
you poor baby. you need some inspiration.
dwsgirl 8
That kind of unhealthy behavior's not going to help you. If you want to lose weight, eat right (fiber, whole grains, mono and poly-unsaturated fats [not saturated and definitely not trans], and some protein) and work out for an hour a few times a week. It'll take a while, but it'll last. Best of all, you won't end up with an eating disorder or hating yourself.
dansco 25
I hear dieting works better!
elmoswifeybish 1
Have you ever heard of faceinhole? That would've saved you time. Just saying.
_karolina 11
YDI for wanting to diet. If you want to lose some weight, do it the right way by staying active and eating the right foods.
The_Walris 4
FATASS
Crazy_mexi 0
FAT ASS
Cmcnab1997 0
Bad OP put the cake back
DonZilla_RAWR 6
Awww, ignore them OP! You're way of motivation is all on you. I'm happy for you that you at least care enough to attempt to lose weight instead of slugging around like a lazy bum. And, the best part of it is that you could pick whatever hot model you choose to paste your face on. Fun and motivating! :D I say, Kudos for you! :D