Today, I spent an hour photoshopping my face onto super skinny models as inspiration for a diet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was online looking up ways to lose weight, get thinner and be healthier, all the while eating a slab of brownie that was half the size of my head. FML
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
Today, I discovered that a company has been using a photo of me for one of those "she lost 50 pounds" online ads. I'm the "before" photo. FML
Today, I discovered I am the "before picture" in an internet weight loss advert. FML
Today, I met one of my favorite fitness models. She told me I need to get in shape. I weigh 150lbs. FML
Today, my friends and I were messing around with an app on my phone that makes your picture look fat. My picture looked the same before and after. FML
Today, my friend found a picture of herself on a website filled with pictures of thin people. I was in the picture, also. I was crossed-out with the word, "EWW" written next to me. FML
Today, I saw a weight loss 'before and after' advertisement and I wished I could at least look like the 'before'. FML
Today, even though I’m very careful, my modeling agency said that I’d put on weight. FML
Today, I found out why my colleagues make me stand on the far left or far right of group photos. It’s so they could edit me out, because apparently me being obese “ruins” the photo. FML
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Top comments
illmatic2 16
If that's what really motivates you, then I see nothing wrong.
lajaynay 15
Wow.. Please get some help. Btw, super skinny models are frowned upon these days. Just get healthy. Not skinny.
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Comments (118)
mariet_fml 23
That is such a bad idea. When you don't look like that it will hurt your self esteem and discourage you from exercising.
All_Blacks 2
if you're that ashamed of you're body don't be upset about it, work out and eat healthy. most importantly, don't fall into something you'll regret, healthy is beautiful to me and should be for you to. By the way no models actually look that skinny in pictures.
DeeG12 0
That's an hour you could have spent in the gym.
HomeAl0ne 20
You probably burnt 2 calories doing that. Unless you use the keyboard shortcuts.
mheinrichs0508 0
Instead of wasting your time on a fantasy go workout!!!
sexxme 9
Tumblr was great motivation for me. Heads up though, no one finds super skinny people sexy. So if you're ever planning on getting laid, this won't be any help to ya.
jaycob11 0
FATASS
raphanne_fml 33
Big news for you! No, you're not a "kewl" and funny guy....
alival 12
Ur weird.....just sayin what everyone's thinkin
mystery987 0
Herbalife :D
TuteSweet 13
You should have spent that hour at the gym.