Today, I spent an hour photoshopping my face onto super skinny models as inspiration for a diet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was online looking up ways to lose weight, get thinner and be healthier, all the while eating a slab of brownie that was half the size of my head. FML
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
Today, I discovered that a company has been using a photo of me for one of those "she lost 50 pounds" online ads. I'm the "before" photo. FML
Today, I discovered I am the "before picture" in an internet weight loss advert. FML
Today, I met one of my favorite fitness models. She told me I need to get in shape. I weigh 150lbs. FML
Today, my friends and I were messing around with an app on my phone that makes your picture look fat. My picture looked the same before and after. FML
Today, my friend found a picture of herself on a website filled with pictures of thin people. I was in the picture, also. I was crossed-out with the word, "EWW" written next to me. FML
Today, I saw a weight loss 'before and after' advertisement and I wished I could at least look like the 'before'. FML
Today, even though I’m very careful, my modeling agency said that I’d put on weight. FML
Today, I found out why my colleagues make me stand on the far left or far right of group photos. It’s so they could edit me out, because apparently me being obese “ruins” the photo. FML
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illmatic2 16
If that's what really motivates you, then I see nothing wrong.
lajaynay 15
Wow.. Please get some help. Btw, super skinny models are frowned upon these days. Just get healthy. Not skinny.
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Comments (118)
DontModMeDammit 10
Who needs exercise when you have the mask of a computer monitor.
Poetaster 10
Better than putting your face on various "plumpish" rodents.
cmayo 3
Super skinny people are ugly. Why would you want to be nothing but bone?
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Super judgmental people are idiots. Why would you want to be nothing but hate?
Clarice1 9
I definitely agree that people shouldn't try to be so skinny it's unhealthy, but calling very thin people ugly isn't any better than calling anyone else ugly. That body type actually is natural for some women, and it's not really helpful to try to make one group less insecure at the expense of another.
Spleenfull1334 0
NEWS FLASH (because you seem incredibly ignorant of this fact). Some people are naturally skinny and small boned, some people are naturally big boned. Calling someone ugly based on their weight is pathetic, there are plenty of beautiful people of all sizes. Hating on skinny people doesn't make you different from people that make fun of larger people. Everyone should be concentrated on being healthy and comfortable with themselves. So all this shit being said about thin people and how they're disgusting, it's obviously no better than calling a larger person disgusting.
yamatelle 19
Some of those models are so skinny that they inspire crack ****** on a diet. I would like to let you know that even those seemingly perfect models have something about them that they're not proud of. Be happy with yourself. Exercise and eat right to be healthy, not to get skinny.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Exactly. If you focus on getting healthy, the weight loss will follow by itself. Stress contributes to weight gain so distracting yourself from your weight while balancing your diet and exercising will help you reach your goal.
LolCakes111 7
Wait, wouldn't your face be fat as well? It'd be super weird seeing a really fat face on a skinny person. P.S anorexic=NOT GOOD.
mishkaroni 15
Seriously, that's just sad. You should be your own motivation. Work out or diet to stay healthy, not to be like some already photoshopped image.
ldontknow 0
Hit the treadmill instead...
rkmepm 16
Facebutter- opposite of butterface
mrbattleman 10
don't do that, I'm sure you're beautiful just the way you are and if not, some guys dig that chicks, so yeah
LLLLLove 0
Good you realize its a stupid thing