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By TheSuregeon - 18/03/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, I applied for my job, while working at my job. I hope they hire me. FML

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By lazydude - 17/03/2021 11:01

Today, I got hired and now I have to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2009 21:37 - Australia

Today, I discovered that I needed to reapply for my job in order to have a chance at keeping it. The applications closed yesterday. FML

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Backstabbers

By Anonymous - 23/07/2021 12:01 - United States

Today, after I applied for an IT position at work, and a coworker I’ve worked with for 3 years, who said she had no intention on applying, wished me luck and told me, "I hope you get it!" it's now a week later and it turns out she applied the next day, got the offer and accepted. I had to find out a week later from a different coworker. FML

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By smellslikeahangover - 29/07/2015 02:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML

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By NCanalyst - 11/11/2009 20:28 - Norway

Today, I interviewed potential employees for a job position that I was supposed to get promoted to. FML

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By Farah - 26/09/2016 14:42 - Bangladesh

Today, I e-mailed an employer to ask about a job I had applied for earlier. The employer in question was on vacation. The person who replied had the position which I had applied for mentioned in their signature. FML

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Et tu, Brute?

By Anonymous - 30/07/2018 15:00

Today, I applied for a new job as a maintenance technician. About 10 minutes after submitting my resume, I received a rejection letter. My girlfriend is their HR person. FML

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Here I go again

By oakley - 07/01/2017 09:15

Today, I went to start my new job, only to find out that the guy who hired me had no permission to do so. I had to fill out another application, and complete another interview and I still might not get the damn job. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2010 07:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my job application for McDonald's was rejected. This is the second time. FML

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By gonnabeunemployed - 08/12/2016 21:33

Today, I got a call from the only company that asked me to come in for an interview of the many applications I submitted. I answered it even though I was at my current job. My boss heard and chewed me out. The call was to cancel the interview since the position was filled. FML

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marijamt 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 9:15

what the hell?

Freeze_fml 16

Thursday 18 March 2010 9:15

I hope they don't.

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Hoozen 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 12:17

sugarbaby that is

sugarbabyxoxo 2

Thursday 18 March 2010 12:30

thank you :)

BenLarge1 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 12:55

Meh, I would go with Rikku myself :D

cyberotter 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 13:28

yes she is hottt, but this isn't a dating service. it's fmL

6969awesome 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 13:50

oviously he's a gay fag who we should kill

quikwit1212 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 21:58

I love your picture and that website! But not your comment though, it will probably get moderated.

quikwit1212 0

Friday 19 March 2010 19:32

It DID get moderated. Oh well.

FriedRiceIsHere 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 14:08

no cents, yet funny

FluidUK 2

Thursday 18 March 2010 14:18

Maybe it's 'cos you're posting stuff on fml when you're at work?

Itstopsecret 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 14:21

ummmm...what?

Huiana 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 14:37

I don't know, if I were your company, I'd hire someone who could spell surgeon. Unless, you know, you were going for sure-geon, as in, "I'm sure-geon a miss working with Y'all!"

sabatical 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 14:39

I get the same thing playing MW2, "are you a chick?" me: "does it count if I have a bigger penis than yours?" them: "......"

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Today, my college fuck buddy started sending my wife our dirty chat logs. Not only have I not spoken to her in years, but the logs are time/date stamped from when Obama was still President. She's never met my wife and I have no idea what she hopes to get out of this. FML

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Today, I had sex with someone new for the first time after my 10 year relationship ended. The person was a friend who had been making serious sexual references toward me on and off over the year I've known him. I don't know if I'm more embarrassed that he couldn't keep it up, or that I came from anticipation anyways. FML

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Today, my brother sprayed the entire kitchen, including all the dishes, with industrial strength spray adhesive, thinking it was disinfectant. I'm the one who got to clean it up. FML

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Today, I had to have a discussion with my 54-year-old mother about showering. She thinks it's perfectly OK to shower only once a week. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex. Foreplay was amazing, but as soon as he started to get it in, he lost his erection because he was too nervous. He's a 30-year-old virgin and this has happened at least 10 times. FML

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Today, we took my cat to get her shots. She screeched and clamored in the car until I took her out of the carrier and held her in my lap… where she immediately pooped on my new white pants and then hid under the seat. FML

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Today, I went into work to set up a new store. There was a lot of lifting so I dressed casual. This happened to be the day the owner brought in his conservative family to check out the store. I was wearing a shirt that says "Everyone Poops" and has a donkey and elephant pooping. FML

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Today, I opened my closet to get my uniform to get ready for work, and found the cat my step-mom was looking for the night before. Apparently, it snuck in there and was too stupid to miaow to be let out, but had no problem pissing all over all my stuff. FML

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