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By TheSuregeon - 18/03/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, I applied for my job, while working at my job. I hope they hire me. FML

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You deserved it 5 923

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By lazydude - 17/03/2021 11:01

Today, I got hired and now I have to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2009 21:37 - Australia

Today, I discovered that I needed to reapply for my job in order to have a chance at keeping it. The applications closed yesterday. FML

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You deserved it 5 955

Backstabbers

By Anonymous - 23/07/2021 12:01 - United States

Today, after I applied for an IT position at work, and a coworker I’ve worked with for 3 years, who said she had no intention on applying, wished me luck and told me, "I hope you get it!" it's now a week later and it turns out she applied the next day, got the offer and accepted. I had to find out a week later from a different coworker. FML

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You deserved it 89

By smellslikeahangover - 29/07/2015 02:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML

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You deserved it 1 824

By NCanalyst - 11/11/2009 20:28 - Norway

Today, I interviewed potential employees for a job position that I was supposed to get promoted to. FML

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You deserved it 2 364

By Farah - 26/09/2016 14:42 - Bangladesh

Today, I e-mailed an employer to ask about a job I had applied for earlier. The employer in question was on vacation. The person who replied had the position which I had applied for mentioned in their signature. FML

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You deserved it 785

Et tu, Brute?

By Anonymous - 30/07/2018 15:00

Today, I applied for a new job as a maintenance technician. About 10 minutes after submitting my resume, I received a rejection letter. My girlfriend is their HR person. FML

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You deserved it 467

Here I go again

By oakley - 07/01/2017 09:15

Today, I went to start my new job, only to find out that the guy who hired me had no permission to do so. I had to fill out another application, and complete another interview and I still might not get the damn job. FML

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You deserved it 767

By Anonymous - 20/09/2010 07:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my job application for McDonald's was rejected. This is the second time. FML

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You deserved it 13 740

By gonnabeunemployed - 08/12/2016 21:33

Today, I got a call from the only company that asked me to come in for an interview of the many applications I submitted. I answered it even though I was at my current job. My boss heard and chewed me out. The call was to cancel the interview since the position was filled. FML

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You deserved it 1 731

marijamt 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 9:15

what the hell?

Freeze_fml 16

Thursday 18 March 2010 9:15

I hope they don't.

Comments

kBzee 3

Thursday 18 March 2010 9:41

How is this an FML?

ImaginaryFoe 0

Friday 19 March 2010 5:37

Because OP may lose his job if they determine he is not qualified for it or if they can get someone better or cheaper.

BonJovi821 3

Thursday 18 March 2010 9:41

...The ****?

FYLDeep 25

Thursday 18 March 2010 9:42

Reminds me of the FML where they guy was forced to apply to the job he was fired from, so he could collect unemployment.

sugarbabyxoxo 2

Thursday 18 March 2010 9:42

adv3nt 2

Thursday 18 March 2010 9:44

I feel your pain. But I didn't get my job. :(

TrollHunter 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 10:01

I'm a Nazi

mrfig1987 2

Thursday 18 March 2010 10:03

wtf?!

missylewisasa 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 10:21

someone can explain me that shit???! OP shut the hell up if u don't have anything to say! Ydi for boring me!

royboh 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 10:37

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JBaby16 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 10:40

Nazis usually equal win..... but not with you, trollhunter. you are a disgrace to Nazi-kind. :-|

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Today, I got a flat tire in the middle of nowhere. I called AAA, and they said it would take two hours to get there. They called two hours later saying they got a flat tire and would be there in another two hours. FML

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Today, I finally figured out why my 5 year-old daughter washes her hair every day. It's because she doesn't want to have "yucky greasy hair like her mommy." FML

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Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML

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