Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML
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Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I had my first accident in 5 years of driving. I clipped a Ford Fiesta, mirror to mirror. His mirror is totally destroyed. Mine is fine. I was so stressed afterwards that I reversed straight into another car. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
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McMike10 1
Surprise butt sex?
kalejaxson 5
Yesterday, some car slammed into me. Today, I got my revenge. FYL.
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Comments (33)
goodgirlxgonebad 3
Hahahaha this might mean you're a bad driver. Did you stop really short? Then again, I've had a few accidents that were not my fault. I'm sorry OP
anord3445 3
Why did you stop at a red light anyways?
angryoriental 0
I wish California would break off and slide into the ocean... Sucks to be you btw
rabbittboi 18
Don't hate Cali 'cause you live in some shit state.
Spaz1220 4
If you will something, its going to happen. Good or bad.
soccerxallstar 0
At least it wasn't your fault...
abala 0
That happened to me last week!
wazzup_a 3
:( i think u shud give it a rest to driving
tactical_bacon 4
thats gotta be a little reassuring.. ur not the only one who makes mistakes
ZombieK1ll4 8
I bet it was a chick who rear Ended u.
SkoomaKi 28
Unlucky there, the guy/girl will pay for it.