Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I had my first accident in 5 years of driving. I clipped a Ford Fiesta, mirror to mirror. His mirror is totally destroyed. Mine is fine. I was so stressed afterwards that I reversed straight into another car. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
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McMike10 1
Surprise butt sex?
kalejaxson 5
Yesterday, some car slammed into me. Today, I got my revenge. FYL.
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Comments (33)
bubo_fml 11
I suppose getting rear ended will take your mind off having an accident...(Unless you had Taco Bell for lunch?)
Enslaved 38
Now you can get all the dings out of your car at the same time.
FYLDeep 26
Must have been those slick Californian ice patches. It's pretty tough driving over there.
rummzy 6
Sorry I accidentally pressed YDI =(
heyyy464 1
Well that's ironic.
docscientist 10
Not ironic. If only there was a word to explain events that people thought was ironic, but wasn't. Oh right, it's coincidental.
tinoman 8
Ouch u ok?
Semm 0
They see me rolling, they hating!
_kove_ 7
Sorry man
maddiewoah 15
Heeeyyyyy, OP, that was my first accident too! Happened to me last month, after 3 and a half years of driving (nothing special, just saying). Stopped at a red light, got rear-ended. I wasn't too nervous about driving again though.. No reason to be. Put it this way.. it wasn't your fault anyway. Yeah, always be wary of the crazy and/or stupid drivers out there, but they're everywhere and unavoidable, so may as well just move on. Sorry that you got hit, though.
TonyIsMyDog 2
You got laid while stopping for a red light? That's sweet - I love road sex.
rabbittboi 18
Only if the steering column goes up enough to avoid teeth marks and/or concussions... Just saying.