Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his family. They were drinking and having fun, so I joined in. I had one too many, got really goofy, and then suggested the farting game. "Sorry, I can't hold my liquor!" I quickly explained. My boyfriend's mom shot me a cold look and said, "It's non-alcoholic." FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I was out to dinner with my boyfriend and his parents. It was my first time meeting them, so I was a bit nervous. As we were talking, I accidentally let out a loud burp. His parents looked at me in shock, and my boyfriend just laughed and said, "Well, she's certainly comfortable around you two." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML
Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, my friend and I served him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he faked being drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of my so-called "friends". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I'm already a clumsy person but became extra clumsy because I was nervous. After knocking over my drink for the fourth time, my boyfriend's mom angrily shouted "Did you actually come drunk for the first time meeting us?" FML
Today, it was Thanksgiving and the first time my boyfriend would be meeting my whole family. He was nervous so he started drinking. By the end of the night, he was belligerently drunk and kissed my aunt twice thinking it was me. FML
Today, at dinner with my boyfriend and my family, my mother had too much to drink and asked my boyfriend how I was in bed with the purpose of embarrassing me. His reply? "Not as good as her sister." His defense? "It was only one time." FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to a family barbecue. I guess my dad heard him talking about the "fun" we'd be having later, because over the next two hours, he tripped my boyfriend up on concrete, threw a beer can at him, and sprayed him full-force with a water hose. All "accidentally" of course. FML
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imajinethat 0
YDI for being an idiot even whilst not intoxicated.
dan81892 2
this further proves my theory that usually being "drunk" is all in your head.
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nevele11 0
Who were you trying to impress? YDI.
saa994 0
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow. so sad.
kat0ria 0
lol, what? YDI.
jonny2x4 0
YDI for being a LIGHTWEIGHT!
Etoile_fml 0
Downs syndrome isn't something to take lightly. You're doing a terrible job at being a troll.
lologirl419 0
So wait... How can you be acting drunk... if you're not drunk? I think you're just an idiot. And how can you not taste the alcohol? (or lack thereof, in this case) Yep, my theory has been confirmed. You are an idiot. YDI all the way.
ghostgirll 0
ever heard of the placebo effect? I agee, she deserves it, but not b/c she was "acting drunk when she really wasnt" but b/c she's an idiot for even trying to drink with her bf's parents
lologirl419 0
Incidentally, I have. But I live with a ton of drunks, so usually it doesn't apply. Still, unless it's the really convincing stuff, you can typically tell the difference between an alcoholic drink and a non-alcoholic drink. OP, I apologize for assuming you're a moron. But I agree with the person who replied to me. Why are you drinking with your boyfriend's family, especially if you KNEW you couldn't hold your 'liquor'? Maybe you ARE a moron, after all...
deaditegirl 0
YDI for being an idiot. Do you not know how alcohol makes you feel? Do you think acting like a drunken moron will impress anyone? Grow up.
invisiblerabbit 0
you make me want to punch you in the face until you pass out.
vicv666 0
ydi for being a complete stupid
Im_cursed 0
YDI for even suggesting the farting game.. who the f*** gets drunk on non alcoholic drinks and then wants to seat in a room that smells like hot ass, sewer and the lunch hr special??.. you must not be to familiar with drinking games or never been to college parties.. (but i could see why)