Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his family. They were drinking and having fun, so I joined in. I had one too many, got really goofy, and then suggested the farting game. "Sorry, I can't hold my liquor!" I quickly explained. My boyfriend's mom shot me a cold look and said, "It's non-alcoholic." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was out to dinner with my boyfriend and his parents. It was my first time meeting them, so I was a bit nervous. As we were talking, I accidentally let out a loud burp. His parents looked at me in shock, and my boyfriend just laughed and said, "Well, she's certainly comfortable around you two." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML
Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, my friend and I served him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he faked being drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of my so-called "friends". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I'm already a clumsy person but became extra clumsy because I was nervous. After knocking over my drink for the fourth time, my boyfriend's mom angrily shouted "Did you actually come drunk for the first time meeting us?" FML
Today, it was Thanksgiving and the first time my boyfriend would be meeting my whole family. He was nervous so he started drinking. By the end of the night, he was belligerently drunk and kissed my aunt twice thinking it was me. FML
Today, at dinner with my boyfriend and my family, my mother had too much to drink and asked my boyfriend how I was in bed with the purpose of embarrassing me. His reply? "Not as good as her sister." His defense? "It was only one time." FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to a family barbecue. I guess my dad heard him talking about the "fun" we'd be having later, because over the next two hours, he tripped my boyfriend up on concrete, threw a beer can at him, and sprayed him full-force with a water hose. All "accidentally" of course. FML
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imajinethat 0
YDI for being an idiot even whilst not intoxicated.
dan81892 2
this further proves my theory that usually being "drunk" is all in your head.
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Comments (254)
kkhawkins 0
Awesome. Yet another case of a ridiculously stupid female making an ass of herself, and then posting it on FML as if it's entertaining. It's a great day for bitches everywhere.
likeOMGwow 0
obviously its entertaining..its gotten a ton of comments. its entertaining bc she is so stupid
DameGreyWulf 1
Ah, the wonders of the human mind~ In other news, you fail. Even my first real drink didn't make me the least bit tipsy... course hard to be tipsy when it's your own sucky birthday party and you've been left alone lol
kkhawkins 0
You're an idiot.
DameGreyWulf 1
Okay? Thank you.
AntiChrist7 0
You confused being drunk with being retarded
TheKitsune 0
HAHAHAHAHA so true XD
Nakedsquirrel 5
OP probably makes an extremely annoying and obnoxious friend in general.
TJRoy 44
Anyone who would think suggesting a farting game when meeting a new boyfriends family is obviously doesn't have high standards.
aaaaa12345_fml 0
so, you couldn't taste that it wasnt alcoholic?
TheKitsune 0
I bet you sobered up REAL fast eh?
Richieq212 0
i have a friend who has told me chicks just use getting trashed as an excuse to act that way. your utter stupidity has proven him right
mcsnelly 5
You're definitely right in saying that PEOPLE use getting trashed to act stupid (People, not just girls, guys definitely do it too...Seriously.)
flygirlnene 0
FYL only because u have to find a new boyfriend. YDI because of the reason you have to find a new boyfriend. Why was the farting game even on your mind if you wasn't really drunk? Did the non alcoholic beverage give u gas?
iFruit 0
Did you think that it was alchoholic, so you thought you were drunk?
xgoldfishx 0
Way to make an impression DUMBASS