Love, Embarrassing and Alcohol: Oh no…

Oh no…

By probably_the_ex_now - 18/08/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his family. They were drinking and having fun, so I joined in. I had one too many, got really goofy, and then suggested the farting game. "Sorry, I can't hold my liquor!" I quickly explained. My boyfriend's mom shot me a cold look and said, "It's non-alcoholic." FML

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imajinethat 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 17:18

YDI for being an idiot even whilst not intoxicated.

dan81892 2

Tuesday 18 August 2009 17:24

this further proves my theory that usually being "drunk" is all in your head.

Comments

onlyme82 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 23:17

Wow and you've lived in the south how long? I mean I've lived in the south all my life and I've always been able to tell when a drink is non-alcoholic

incalescent 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:02

And knowing whether or not a drink has alcohol in it pertains to living in the South how?

Dopehead666 21

Tuesday 18 August 2009 23:26

What is your problem? That's stupid. Drunk or sober. Still stupid.

Victoria_fml 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 23:29

Placebo effect applied to alcohol?

Alexgoesfml 3

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:17

Exactly what I was thinking.

F_fatchick_lives 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 23:34

You all realize that this thread of replies to his comment I what he wanted, right? I would rank him as a troll that gets what he set out for. So: B+ atleast GG trollboy

mcsnelly 5

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:31

Ps. This has nothing to do with the OP, just wanted to mention a pet peeve. I hate it when people just write "YDI" or "FYL" in a comment...that's what the voting is for! If you have other opinions on the topic then post a comment, not just to say your vote! :)

RPGod 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:44

YDI for falling victim to the placebo effect.

BlaisOf_Fire91 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:46

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ryan100 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 1:03

you are probably a freshman trying to be cool getting high and drunk and acting ******* stupid pretending to be intoxicated. you deserve it 100%

summer99 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 1:04

so if it had been real alcohol, you would've been perfectly content to make a fool of yourself in front of your boyfriend's family? YDI on so many levels.