FML : Today, I came home from a two-week overseas business trip. My wife was at work, but she came home for lunch. When she came in, she brushed right past...

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Today, I came home from a two-week overseas business trip. My wife was at work, but she came home for lunch. When she came in, she brushed right past me to hug and talk to her dog. When I mentioned it, she said, "But I haven't seen him all day!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 23 April 2009 14:09 / United States

Love

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By genius_man16 | 0

#137565 - Thursday 23 April 2009 23:23

I would seriously consider re-evaluating whether you want to stay married to her or not. I mean, i realize people like their pets, but really? What. A. Bitch.

By missus_butter | 0

#137551 - Thursday 23 April 2009 23:21

Whatever the dog is doing, start doing that.

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By ohhboyy | 0

#137509 - Thursday 23 April 2009 23:16

maybe the dog is cuter than you?
idk you have a weird dog-obsessed wife

Nsnlover | 0

#855403 - Sunday 14 February 2010 20:25

next ur wife will be cheating on u with the dog

By maddybee111 | 0

#137511 - Thursday 23 April 2009 23:16

well..i think she likes the dog?

By stargirl14 | 0

#137517 - Thursday 23 April 2009 23:17

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By Thisguy9576 | 0

#137520 - Thursday 23 April 2009 23:18

Ur wifes a dogofile haha

By esagalyn | 0

#137528 - Thursday 23 April 2009 23:19

There's nothing stronger than the bond between a girl and her dog.

By missus_butter | 0

#137551 - Thursday 23 April 2009 23:21

Whatever the dog is doing, start doing that.

SoloAutotunE | 17

#6462126 - Sunday 15 November 2015 20:07

*Proceeds to hump wife's leg*

19jburner | 15

#6601258 - Monday 9 May 2016 18:09

Step 1: become a dog

By Limberger | 0

#137558 - Thursday 23 April 2009 23:22

I have experienced this before, people who do this are horrible.

By genius_man16 | 0

#137565 - Thursday 23 April 2009 23:23

I would seriously consider re-evaluating whether you want to stay married to her or not. I mean, i realize people like their pets, but really? What. A. Bitch.