By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I came home from a two-week overseas business trip. My wife was at work, but she came home for lunch. When she came in, she brushed right past me to hug and talk to her dog. When I mentioned it, she said, "But I haven't seen him all day!" FML
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I would seriously consider re-evaluating whether you want to stay married to her or not. I mean, i realize people like their pets, but really? What. A. Bitch.

Whatever the dog is doing, start doing that.

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maybe the dog is cuter than you? idk you have a weird dog-obsessed wife

next ur wife will be cheating on u with the dog

well..i think she likes the dog?

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Ur wifes a dogofile haha

There's nothing stronger than the bond between a girl and her dog.

Whatever the dog is doing, start doing that.

*Proceeds to hump wife's leg*

Step 1: become a dog

I have experienced this before, people who do this are horrible.

I would seriously consider re-evaluating whether you want to stay married to her or not. I mean, i realize people like their pets, but really? What. A. Bitch.

Is the the dog male? And she is is a female dog?

(scoff) Women. am i right, men? can i get an amen to that?!

All women are like that, just because his wife is crazy doesn't mean that you have to be a butthole