Health: Nutso

Nutso

By space_cadet90818 - 08/03/2010 00:16 - United States

Today, I woke up with one of the worst migraines I've had in months. My mother (who thinks I'm a hypochondriac) began to scream at me about "making up an illness". When I asked for my meds, she called me an addict, and dumped my $300 prescription down the sink. FML

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By Katy Avada_80203913 - 20/11/2021 11:00

Today, I was woken up at 11:30 am by my mother standing over my bed, screaming at me. I'm 30 years-old, married, and do not live with her. She broke into my house because I didn't answer my phone, because I'm sick and on prescription sleep meds. WTF? FML

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By rise - 08/05/2021 10:59

Today, I had a massive, pounding headache. I asked my mom for some painkillers and she said, "No. You don’t deserve pain relief. Ever. For anything." What? FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 18:33 - Sweden

Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML

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By loveurlifejk - 28/12/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML

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By Live02Dance - 25/06/2011 12:58 - United States

Today, my mother won't give me any painkillers for my migraine. She believes that "When medicine goes into your stomach, the acids stop the medicine from working" and that "It's all in people's heads when medicine works". FML

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By Anna - 18/06/2011 16:54 - Estonia

Today, I woke up with a high fever and hallucinations. I called for my mother, who after checking me, swore that I was just hungover from a night of partying, called me a "f*cking hedonist", and refused to help. FML

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Intervention

By _Tatyana_ - 13/06/2013 07:05 - United States - Gettysburg

Today, after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I woke up from a much needed nap realizing I should take my pain medication. My mother then told me she had thrown them out so I wouldn't get addicted and become a drug dealer. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 22:23 - United States

Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML

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Call CPS!

By leovaldez - 22/06/2020 20:08

Today, after years of having seasonal allergies and months of having my throat close up, my mom agreed to see a doctor, only to insult me in front of the doctor, saying I just find new ways to make their lives harder and I'm probably making it all up. FML

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By Eres - 11/02/2011 07:04 - United States

Today, my mom took away my medication. She's afraid I'll get "hooked". The medication is anti-anxiety pills. I have horrible anxiety attacks that sometimes cause me to scratch my arms until they bleed. FML

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lindsaysue 4

Monday 8 March 2010 9:08

$300? Maybe you need better insurance...

xanniefiend420 0

Monday 8 March 2010 9:09

wow your moms a bitch. no offense. if I was you I smack a bitch

Comments

Katana9990 3

Sunday 25 April 2010 21:26

your mom was on her period

nobodyxyouxknow 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 15:38

ass kicking time! wait I've never heard of migrain costing that much.. it has to be seriouse stuff like chemo or other high ranked treatment to cost that high. I'm sure it was expedive though.

hiperiwinkle 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 6:34

I think you're over exaggerating.

aliceinannaland 0

Monday 27 December 2010 3:25

Hit her with a Stick!!!.... then throw out all her meds.

skater847 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 7:01

I thought I had really bad migraines and no pain pills helped, including the really strong expensive ones. I was going to be admitted to the hospital for iv pain meds when they tested me for idiopathic intercranial hypertension and I had it. Just saying if your headaches are that bad you should go make sure it's nothing dangerous before loading up on pain pills.

Fuutballer 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 9:15

Hooray for bipolar mothers! FYL.

SD86 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 10:11

whatta "Cee U Next Tuesday"...!

bigassfish97 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 16:56

yo moms a bitch

khalia1239 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 2:36

I frequently get bad migranes (not allergic, it runs in the family) I went to see a chiropractor and could hardly move my back for almost a year afterward. Make sure you see a good one, I wish I had...