Not going so well, is it?

By Anonymous - 29/07/2013 07:54 - United States - Riverside

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. When I didn't get off right away, he asked what he was doing wrong. I told him he was doing fine, but instead of focusing only on my vagina, he might want to pay attention to my clitoris as well. His response? "What's a clitoris?" FML
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AGB10 19

That's the perfect time to teach him. He seems sweet enough to care !

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Lennes 12

The female body is a flipping mystery to men. However, I've found that a solid diagram works wonders for those willing to learn. :)

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ryan4723 22

Where in the FML does it mention their ages?

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kurodansei 16

It doesn't but at a certain age one expects that you should know what a ******** is.

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hcollins1 18

So one day all this information is just supposed to pop into their head? If no one tells them nor do they research it, how are they supposed to know?

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Headcrab 29

Agreed. One should know these things before having sex. And yes, research it themselves if they aren't tought in school.

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CrissyyyS2 22

Well start role playing. You're the Sex Ed teacher, he's the student. Guide him around the ******.

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Enslaved 36

Or just break out the LASER pointer and guide him that way. Great toy for the kitty! (: The "S" does stand for "Stimulated".

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Wakachulak 22

Bet he doesn't know what *********** means either

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neuroticallyyour_fml 17

Just because he was doing it doesn't mean he knows the techinical name for it. Lots of people use colloquial terms such "eating out" or "going down".

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larryb1986 9

Did you have to tell him "no, it's not a Pokemon"?

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wowthatissad 9

Oops I accidentally thumbed it down. It really did make me laugh though

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Obey_StudBoii 23

This is when you teach him. Show him so he knows all of your spots.

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Slavgaard 16

Tell him to go north till he hits the suburds....look for the high-rise!

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wowthatissad 9

Haha well tell him.. It's not like he has a ******

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