Dumbass customers

By Fitz - 29/07/2013 06:30 - United States

Today, I had a customer scream at me for ruining their child's birthday party. They had bought a Piñata from me and didn't know they had to fill it themselves. The kids had hit it open and it was empty. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 579
You deserved it 4 421

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That's just....idiotic. Even if the customer didn't know you had to fill them, you'd think they would feel/hear that there was nothing inside it. An empty pinata is much lighter than a full one. o_O

just ignore them. some people need to learn to read.

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just ignore them. some people need to learn to read.

CallMeWindSock 24

Some people just need to learn to make basic assumptions...

Common sense is a super power.

I can understand if they thought that initially, but couldn't they tell from the weight? TDI.

Read....or even be able to tell by the weight of the piñata that it's empty...

Candy? Man. I put hot sauce and gravy in my piñata

I filled mine with waterproof matches and gasoline. And one shiny new quarter. I used it to teach seven year olds the concepts of Mutually Assured Destruction and Limited Resources. ...I'm not a teacher anymore.

#54 I would have also noticed from the lack of the sound of candy moving around in it

nurchok 15

By weight? Just shake it...

Gee, even I know that a Piñata has to be filled with candy.

what did you think it was filled with?

Sausages, according to Miley Cyrus.

sorry, read the comment wrong. damn dyslexia.

Even you know how? Isn't that interesting?

That's just....idiotic. Even if the customer didn't know you had to fill them, you'd think they would feel/hear that there was nothing inside it. An empty pinata is much lighter than a full one. o_O

Either that, or they were too stupid that they thought: "It's not rustling when I shake it. It must be JAM PACKED with candy!"

Maybe they assumed it was a diet piñata and the lightness was due to the lack of calories. Anything is possible with stupid people.

AHAAA... I am laughing so hard I have the hiccups... the mental picture is pure gold.

Zimmington 21

The ultimate disappointment. That's worse than opening your wallet when there's no money in it. I feel sorry for the kids.

Or taking off a girls push up bra

Zimmington 21

or taking off a girl's bra and paper falls out.

I think you should consider giving up this commenting thing, buddy

Zimmington 21

Nah, I like the way it feels when you thumb me

It's a thumb-him party- see, he likes it!!

So they thought 20$ pays for a pound of candy too? They deserve it, and FYL.

Wowxoxo 17

Candy is pretty cheap, so it's possible

Pinanta's however, are not.

I think OP clarifyed that the bought a pinata, and not a pinanta this time.

91, that awkward moment when you try to correct someone's spelling and spell something wrong in your own post.. **clarified**

God damnit, I knew it looked weird. And I'm so hard on myself when it comes to grammar, too. Oh, and I was trying to make a joke, which failed, obviously.

Smashingly disappointing.

expertsmilee 26

In a Nigel Thornberry voice, "Smashing!"

I read it like that too lol.

I was gonna post a witty comment here but I failed.

why comment at all then?

adrenalx42 2

Tool

challan 19

Time to hit them with a stick.

WHY ISN'T YOUR BLOOD COMING OUT?!

Wow I guess some piñatas just don't like being hit on.

lollypop30001 19

Every one knows that you need to fill it with candy the her dumb butt fault.

ElementaryEdGuy 18

The her dumb butt. What?