Intimacy: Nope out of there - FML

Nope out of there

By twintowers - 04/07/2009 20:30 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML

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