By badmom - 2/8/2020 02:02

Zoom this, bitches!

Today, my younger son was doing a Zoom meeting for his upcoming school orientation. I tried to hold it in, but I stepped away for a moment to run to the restroom. My older son thought it’d be a hilarious "prank" to moon the camera. School hasn’t even started and we're already the "problem family". FML
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By  bloopaloop  |  27

A mooning is not that bad, and discipline is for parents too, not just subcontractors. Military schools can be really great, but only if it fits the kid. Why do so many fml comments recommend going psychopathically off the deep end as a response to everything?

Don’t worry op, there will be worse than that happening via zoom in your kids school!

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By  BurnInDemonFire  |  30

Your older son needs one hell of a grounding. Depending on his age, you could also send him to military school. Strict discipline, with no empty threats, and a drill sergeant yelling in his face every time he steps out of line will set him straight.

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  bloopaloop  |  27

A mooning is not that bad, and discipline is for parents too, not just subcontractors. Military schools can be really great, but only if it fits the kid. Why do so many fml comments recommend going psychopathically off the deep end as a response to everything?

Don’t worry op, there will be worse than that happening via zoom in your kids school!

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  bloopaloop  |  27

Mooning? It’s butt cheeks from a cheeky kid. It’s not like someone was being molested on air with genitals flying around. Describing it as “child nudity” is very intentionally misleading, as a mooning does not compare to what that term normally refers to.

There will probably be drugs and alcohol covertly displayed in zoom classes by kids in addition to naked parents walking by not knowing zoom is happening. Just a few possibilities.