Today, I came home to find a note on my door. I thought it was from my elderly disabled neighbors thanking me for cleaning off their snow covered car, since about 6 inches came down. It was from them, only it said I owed them for damages to their car. Damages that were already there. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML
Today, as I was taking out the trash, I spotted my cute neighbor doing the same. In a rush to get out before he went back inside, I slipped on my iced-over porch. I passed out and woke up with a note on my chest saying, "I unlocked your door but you were too heavy to drag inside". FML
Today, I woke up to find that I left my headlights on last night. I found out by the headlights of my car smashed and a post-it note on my windshield saying "you accidentally left your headlights on... I took care of that for you". FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Today, a stranger was kind enough to plow my driveway during a blizzard. However, they were not kind enough to leave their number after plowing the front end of my car. FML
Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML
Today, I had a very sweet and romantic love note brutally scratched into the door of my brand new car. It was addressed to Cindy. Cindy lives next door. FML
Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML
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TheOptimist 0
Egg their house.
MassEffectNerd 0
kick them off their wheelchairs.
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Comments (102)
afdude87 6
it's ok they're just old and will forget soon anyway
KrazieKleo 13
Next time don't be so kind...jackasses:@
RinnieRiot 9
Lol, you shouln't have done that for them
Doortje 30
Ugh, stupid ungrateful people. Unfortunately, it's your word against theirs.
nightchild03 0
They are old meaning all they do is watch out their windows all day. They watched OP do the deed, maybe even recorded it, then waited for you to leave went and damaged their car and sent you a bill. People suck.
Doortje 30
They watched OP do the deed and sent the bill to me? :O Damn, my life sucks.
FYLDeep 26
They're probably disabled because someone like the OP kicked their asses for pulling some shit like that.
Mirorbo 27
They have no evidence to back up the claim that you made the damages. Forget about it and move on with your life, darling!~
insanesna1l 0
My thoughts too.
horoshak 0
it's their word against his, and he did violate a law by messing with their car. they're just d-bags
rattusrattus 19
They sound like Daily Mail Readers. Even though the USA wouldn't get the Daily Mail. They fit that archetype. Old, rude and have a feeling of superiority.
DRIEAM 0
Just wait a month or two and they'll either forget about it due to alzheimer's or just die.
onnahkay 0
I wouldn't egg their house, I'd egg their car!
jokesta187 11
Just say, "Prove that it was me."