Today, I came home to find a note on my door. I thought it was from my elderly disabled neighbors thanking me for cleaning off their snow covered car, since about 6 inches came down. It was from them, only it said I owed them for damages to their car. Damages that were already there. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML
Today, as I was taking out the trash, I spotted my cute neighbor doing the same. In a rush to get out before he went back inside, I slipped on my iced-over porch. I passed out and woke up with a note on my chest saying, "I unlocked your door but you were too heavy to drag inside". FML
Today, I woke up to find that I left my headlights on last night. I found out by the headlights of my car smashed and a post-it note on my windshield saying "you accidentally left your headlights on... I took care of that for you". FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Today, a stranger was kind enough to plow my driveway during a blizzard. However, they were not kind enough to leave their number after plowing the front end of my car. FML
Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML
Today, I had a very sweet and romantic love note brutally scratched into the door of my brand new car. It was addressed to Cindy. Cindy lives next door. FML
Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML
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TheOptimist 0
Egg their house.
MassEffectNerd 0
kick them off their wheelchairs.
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Comments (102)
something224 6
Punch that bitch in the face!
ImaMonsterRawr 0
smack em till there no longer disabled >.<
something224 6
You cant copy what i said!
tammy0312 6
Absolutely correct.
dezinspaaace 0
wow fyl indeed i'd be pissed!
iloveloosy12 0
stupid old people and never letting anyone help them
Sparx1_1 16
Snow melts so it's your word against theirs. Just ignore them. If they take you to court say they asked you to clean their car because they are disabled and they are trying to take advantage of you. Then counter sue them for $50 for the cleaning job and another $500 for emotional distress over the whole thing.
Linwit 0
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING BEHAVIOR FROM THOSE PEOPLE !!! I agree with Sparx1_1...do that.....
satomi_ishida 0
What about if she did ask them and they sent someone to tape the note since they're disabled? And maybe they're senile? My grandma rammed the back of her truck into the garage door and left a dent and whenever I borrow the truck and give it back she blames the dent on me so I know how you feel OP.
satomi_ishida 0
What about if she did ask them and they sent someone to tape the note since they're disabled? And maybe they're senile? My grandma rammed the back of her truck into the garage door and left a dent and whenever I borrow the truck and give it back she blames the dent on me so I know how you feel OP.
satomi_ishida 0
What about if she did ask them and they sent someone to tape the note since they're disabled? And maybe they're senile? My grandma rammed the back of her truck into the garage door and left a dent and whenever I borrow the truck and give it back she blames the dent on me so I know how you feel OP.