Today, I woke up to the sounds of birds singing, the smell of butter pancakes in the air, and thought to myself, "Wow, today is going to be great day. I can feel it!" Excited, I jumped out of bed and threw open the door to see my 58 year-old mother doing her morning stretches in the nude. FML
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Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
Today, I woke up feeling awesome. I turned to face the sunrise in the window, and as I stretched and let out a big yawn. Only for my boyfriend to say "Baby, turn back over. Your breath smells like turds." FML
Today, I was woken up at 6am to the sound of my mother on the back deck of the house hooting like an owl. FML
Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML
Today, I got up from bed after a good night's sleep, and walked outside. The first thing I saw was my 60-ish year-old neighbor bent over, picking up a newspaper. He was wearing nothing but a way too short bathrobe and a pair of rubber boots. FML
Today, I woke up really early before my mom so I could make pancakes for Mother's Day. I placed everything on a tray and even picked a flower, had a card for her and took it to her bedroom. She said, "You shouldn't have, pancakes are fattening." She took one bite and fed the rest to the dogs. FML
Today, was the first day all week I got to sleep in. I woke up this beautiful morning to the sun shining in my window and hundreds of carpenter ants crawling over my sheets and me. FML
Today, I got to sleep in late for the first time in 3 years, as wife took our two young daughters out of town to visit with her parents. I told my mother that I was really looking forward to being able to sleep in this morning. The phone rang at 7:30. It was my mother asking me how I slept. FML
Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML
Today, I finally had a day off in two weeks and I was excited about getting to sleep in. At 5 a.m., my mom loudly knocked and came in. When I asked her what she wanted, she said she was checking to see if I was asleep. FML
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GigglesNpie 0
dude, thats gross...
danielrp34 7
Some people find their grandpa..
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Comments (141)
lol32360 0
you still live with your mother?!?!?!
greyzero 0
I hope there was screaming? Lots and lots of screaming?
stevenmx86 7
Omg 34 congratulations it's crazy because you know you were the only person who modded this one... Stupid douche..
IronMaiden45 0
TMI..get it out get it out
hollyman 0
I've seen that movie it's called the prissiness who eyes melted and the fugly nude granny
money127 4
Was it still a great day?
strawberryspacejam 11
yeah? i went to the bathroom one time and saw my 64 year old dad masturbating
idontcare23 5
Thats the woman who gave birth to u...now u y
randomperson85 2
Aaaand it's gone
MissAzolee 10
Well it can only get better from there :)