No kinkshaming here

By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 04:37 - United States - Northridge

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Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML
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toelie 26

There's just no pleasing some women. Be happy his fantasy features you at all.

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Takainthemachine 0

Look on the bright side...he is masturbating thinking of YOU and not someone else!

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InfiniIII 6

You see, the problem with the pool of syrup is that when you're in the pool, it's pleasurable. However, when out of the pool, you become irritatingly sticky...

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Shadowvoid 33

Are you by any chance a pancake?

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Maraudera 6

OP's boyfriend is completely normal...

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ElishaisSexy2016 9

Maybe he has a fetish?

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jayhawkchik 4

Hey, at least he thinking of you and not ****.

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Timmeeh 17

I don't... really see the problem. Your boyfriend fantasises about you swimming in an oily substance. Why syrup, who can say, but I can certainly see how it could be deemed sexy. Of the many deviances, that one's positively pleasant.

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