Wrong, just wrong

By Anonymous - 02/07/2017 10:00 - China - Chengdu

Spicy
Today, while licking maple syrup off my wife during foreplay, I probably shouldn't have referred to her breasts as pancakes. FML
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When you go "down there," please, please, please don't mention waffles!

Weibu11 5

Now that's what I call a sticky situation....

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Weibu11 5

Now that's what I call a sticky situation....

PenguinPal3017 19

Is that how it happened?

When you go "down there," please, please, please don't mention waffles!

arioch_fml 20

Seems you've fallen flat on your foreplay Op, I assume your wife isn't stacked then since this was submitted?

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Yeah should have gone with French Toast, much better than pancakes. You could really butter her up with that.

I don't see the problem. Pancakes are delicious!

What do I do? 9

Maybe if they were chocolate chip pancakes it would have gone over better...

and what's wrong with pancakes?

Not a flat-tering simile to use with breasts. What if she referred to his dick as a Gummi Worm? People like Gummi Worms, but it's not an erotic compliment.

donuuuuuut 10

that's means he thinks her boobs are as flat as a pancake

WeirdUS 29

So you compared her tits to something flat ? Nope not good

ProperPengTing 15

Looks like you and your buddy D will be freezing for some days, if not weeks. LMAO #saf

"What do you think of my pancakes?" said no girl ever.