Work: No joking allowed

No joking allowed

By TecheyTim - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Latham

Today, a coworker and I pulled a April Fools' prank on our boss. She "borrowed" his keys and rolled down his window. I took a car window from a scrap yard and sprinkled it on the ground near his door. His response was to kick the nearest object in anger. The nearest object happened to be my car. FML

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You deserved it 11 999

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 00:10 - United States

Today, I was asked to crawl through a sunroof because one of my coworkers locked her keys in her car. After I got the keys, instead of opening the car door, I climbed back out through the sunroof. To laughter. FML

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By nic - 01/04/2009 20:06 - United States

Today, for April fools I decided to set off the smoke detectors in my friend's apartment while he was sleeping and saran wrap the outside of his bedroom doorway so he would smack into it. Instead, he jumped out the window and broke his leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2013 21:32 - Cyprus - Nicosia

Today, I played a friendly prank on my dad, loosening the legs of his chair so it would fall apart when he sat on it. He responded by making me stand outside and watch as he keyed both sides of my car, front to back, as punishment. FML

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By chevysprint - 28/02/2010 05:36 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I went to smash the side window with a big rock. The rock bounced off the window and into my face. FML

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FREAKOUT!

By peachesthepigeon - 19/01/2011 18:54 - United States

Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML

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By Florida - 24/11/2016 03:04 - United States - Winchester

Today, when I went to work, my nice coworker gave me a gift basket. And cookies. I had to tell him that I caught his kid keying my car last night. FML

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Public freakout

By erineilis - 16/08/2011 14:22 - United States

Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML

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Got something for you

By Anonymous - 01/05/2013 21:48 - United States

Today, my co-worker and I played a game where we give each other the bird in whatever creative manner we could come up with. Deciding to be sneaky, I hid behind a wall with my middle finger up as I heard him walking into the office. It was my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 14:19 - United States

Today, just a few minutes after I got to work, my usually laconic boss came into my office and said, "Pack your stuff and get the f*ck out." Apparently, half my department was being downsized. Thinking it was an April Fool's, I burst out laughing and told him how funny the prank was. He wasn't kidding. FML

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WCARlover 34

Thursday 2 April 2015 0:47

That's an awesome prank...for anyone but your boss

BigxXxDeal 14

Thursday 2 April 2015 0:47

it could have been worse... he could have busted one of your windows

Comments

yorkie_16 15

Thursday 2 April 2015 5:33

This is definitely one of the worse situations but props to the good prank, too bad it didn't pan out!

Oppression_fml 19

Thursday 2 April 2015 7:33

What is he, a cyborg Bruce Lee? I doubt it did any kind of damage do your car..

Shade1982 20

Thursday 2 April 2015 13:25

Dude, car doors are made of really weak material and you can damage that very easily. Try it :P.

oloofe 22

Thursday 2 April 2015 9:00

That seems oddly similar to a joke someone did on reddit... This smells fishy

Axel5238 29

Thursday 2 April 2015 13:48

YDI Of course he's going to be upset and react badly thinking his window's been shattered. Pick better pranks and know your audience.

jhs578650 9

Thursday 2 April 2015 14:39

Clearly your boss is an "act first, investigate later" kind of guy. If someone had broken his window from the outside, one would expect to see glass inside the car, and probably some shards on the door itself. A rolled-down window is much too clean.

FrontRowSquad 8

Thursday 2 April 2015 16:51

YDI for messing with people's cars. We don't joke around with those.

RogueWarrior869 23

Thursday 2 April 2015 19:51

Going you deserved it on this one. Pranks are all fun and nice when they are actually funny, and not stress inducing ones. I'd be mad too if I thought someone had damaged my car for real.