Today, a coworker and I pulled a April Fools' prank on our boss. She "borrowed" his keys and rolled down his window. I took a car window from a scrap yard and sprinkled it on the ground near his door. His response was to kick the nearest object in anger. The nearest object happened to be my car. FML
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Today, I was asked to crawl through a sunroof because one of my coworkers locked her keys in her car. After I got the keys, instead of opening the car door, I climbed back out through the sunroof. To laughter. FML
Today, for April fools I decided to set off the smoke detectors in my friend's apartment while he was sleeping and saran wrap the outside of his bedroom doorway so he would smack into it. Instead, he jumped out the window and broke his leg. FML
Today, I played a friendly prank on my dad, loosening the legs of his chair so it would fall apart when he sat on it. He responded by making me stand outside and watch as he keyed both sides of my car, front to back, as punishment. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I went to smash the side window with a big rock. The rock bounced off the window and into my face. FML
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Today, when I went to work, my nice coworker gave me a gift basket. And cookies. I had to tell him that I caught his kid keying my car last night. FML
Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML
Today, my co-worker and I played a game where we give each other the bird in whatever creative manner we could come up with. Deciding to be sneaky, I hid behind a wall with my middle finger up as I heard him walking into the office. It was my boss. FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
Today, just a few minutes after I got to work, my usually laconic boss came into my office and said, "Pack your stuff and get the f*ck out." Apparently, half my department was being downsized. Thinking it was an April Fool's, I burst out laughing and told him how funny the prank was. He wasn't kidding. FML
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WCARlover 34
That's an awesome prank...for anyone but your boss
BigxXxDeal 14
it could have been worse... he could have busted one of your windows
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Comments (28)
ballbags 14
Oh to be a fly on the windshield and see the look of horror on your face when he kicked your car
katachristic 19
Theft of car keys isn't okay as an April fools prank. Suppose he'd noticed them missing before you got then back. Then you'd have to convince him it was for a prank and not to steal his car.
Allie_Wieneke 2
Putting broken glass in a parking lot is stupid. It's a great way to puncture someone's tires.
DaBlacky 31
not with car-windows. They are from a special kind that aren't sharp after breaking...
EarlFug 19
Clever? Yes. Smart? No.
Steph_mmarie 14
Yet, are any April Fools jokes considered "smart?" xD not many
redpanda39 10
This one is a YDI 100%. Yeah, he should have reacted more rationally, but that's a poor joke. I've had my car window broken and things stolen from my car before, and it is not a good feeling. Plus, he very well could have called the cops before anyone had time to react, wasting their time and blocking up lines for people who actually needed it. Yeah, April fool's day is a day for jokes and pranks, but if the one you pull the prank on isn't laughing, the joke is in poor taste.
JBChristian 47
He could have been laughing if he'd been a rational matured human being.
2retz 11
I gotta say this made me laugh... it's at your expense and for that I'm sorry, but even you gotta laugh at it right ?
burninsnow 23
I'm sorry but you deserved that.
teentee401 36
A kick to your car couldn't have done that much damage, could it?
russfml 31
I've had my car door kicked in before, it sucks and depending where you go and what type of car you have it can be expensive. My Honda Civic was about $600 in repairs
darth1 18
He kicked your car, okay so? I honestly don't understand, how much damage can a kick do to a car?
DaBlacky 31
obviously more than you think ;)
zombiekiller52 24
As long it did no damage then it all good