No.Life.
United States
Nice try
Today, I decided not to go on Facebook so people would actually think that I have a life. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
NoLife
United States
Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
Baileyy
United States
Today, while pensively thinking up my next awesome Facebook status over dinner, I finally came to the conclusion that I need to get a life. FML
Anonymous
United States
Get a life
Today, I spent an hour deleting 70 of my status posts from the past week so I don't look so addicted to Facebook. Damn, I need a life. FML
Kimberly
France
Today, I realized that I lie to my friends online and go "offline" for hours at a time so it appears that I have a life outside of the internet. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2020 but it's good stuff
Santiago, Chile
Not you
Today, I avoided checking Facebook because I didn't want to see all the Halloween parties involving my friends that I didn't get invited to. FML
Lifeless
United States
Today, I put on makeup for a picture. My Facebook profile picture. That's how much of a life I actually have. FML
zuut
Australia
Today, I logged on to Facebook for the first time in nine days. No new notifications. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized I've been sinking into a deep depression, ignoring all my friends, and don't know what to do with my life anymore. This is all because I gave up Facebook for lent. FML
lonely
United States
Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML
tbeemcgeebee
United States
Today, at 2 am on a Saturday, I purposely updated my Facebook status from my iPod so people will see that I posted from a 'mobile device' and think I'm out at a bar having a life, instead of sitting at home on my bed watching movies on my Netflix. FML
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FFML_314 12
Instead, you came on FML.
theChupacabras 0
am I the only one who doesn't have a Facebook? and totally fine with that?
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Comments (122)
treyroxx 0
and u think writing on fml means u do?
celkey 0
omg hi trevor! If you will ever read this. haha
danii1996 0
lol y is every1 sooo obsessed with Facebook anyways
ken12317 7
first of all benny 81 you suck for thinking xbox sucks and im with number 74 i cannot stay on facebook longer than 10 mins i dont understand so many guys are obsessed with it
teenage_messup 0
I need to start doing that..
jellybean5 0
I wish i could stop watching e4...
egginmegan 0
LOL I said the same thing to my sister XDD
andrewwalsh 0
there should be a "props to you" button
celkey 0
I have the same problem. and I also did that last week. also I delete all my farmville things on my page to make it seem like I'm not a freak.
konpaito 5
i got rid of facebook.-. try talking to people in real life instead :D!
sweetpeapanther 0
don't worry I do that all the time :(