No.Life.
United States
Nice try
Today, I decided not to go on Facebook so people would actually think that I have a life. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
NoLife
United States
Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
Baileyy
United States
Today, while pensively thinking up my next awesome Facebook status over dinner, I finally came to the conclusion that I need to get a life. FML
Anonymous
United States
Get a life
Today, I spent an hour deleting 70 of my status posts from the past week so I don't look so addicted to Facebook. Damn, I need a life. FML
Kimberly
France
Today, I realized that I lie to my friends online and go "offline" for hours at a time so it appears that I have a life outside of the internet. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2020 but it's good stuff
Santiago, Chile
Not you
Today, I avoided checking Facebook because I didn't want to see all the Halloween parties involving my friends that I didn't get invited to. FML
Lifeless
United States
Today, I put on makeup for a picture. My Facebook profile picture. That's how much of a life I actually have. FML
zuut
Australia
Today, I logged on to Facebook for the first time in nine days. No new notifications. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized I've been sinking into a deep depression, ignoring all my friends, and don't know what to do with my life anymore. This is all because I gave up Facebook for lent. FML
lonely
United States
Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML
tbeemcgeebee
United States
Today, at 2 am on a Saturday, I purposely updated my Facebook status from my iPod so people will see that I posted from a 'mobile device' and think I'm out at a bar having a life, instead of sitting at home on my bed watching movies on my Netflix. FML
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FFML_314 12
Instead, you came on FML.
theChupacabras 0
am I the only one who doesn't have a Facebook? and totally fine with that?
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Comments (122)
kstarr77 1
facebook rules!
alicia_was_here 3
if you don't have a life, you probably don't have enough close friends who monitor whenever you're online to see that all you do is sit on your computer. if you do have close enough friends that really pay attention to how much you're on Facebook, then go out and spend time with them.
DenvaaThuggets 0
How does not logging into Facebook make people think you have a life. People can access Facebook on their phones wherever they want dumbass .
alldara 0
You have to make yourself a life by getting involved with people and activities.
CallMeHush 1
Kevin, is that you?
goodeats11 0
hehe I do that
sarahkhan93 4
hehe ur aa loser (:
mischief63 0
Me too..
iloveTheMiz 0
First! :D
BAGRAD 0
facebook is overrated anyway. i dont go on it hardly just because i think its just soooo pointless. i dont need to hear EVERY detail going on in EVERYONES FRICKEN DAY!!! its just annoying. plus u never act the same on there as u would in real life