Today, I got out of bed, soaked up the beautiful sunlight, and went to the kitchen to make some coffee. I saw my dad rummaging through the fridge, shirtless and one ball poking through his underwear. I needed to see that about as much as I need ass cancer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, during the early hours, I got hungry and went to grab something to eat. I entered the kitchen, only to see my stark-naked dad sitting at the table, eating cereal and reading the paper. He just nodded at me and said, "Son." I think I need a new pair of eyes. FML
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
Today, I woke up early and went into the kitchen to get a Monster, and my dad was getting head from his girlfriend with no pants on. FML
Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML
Today, I woke up to a glorious sunrise. I stood up, took a moment to soak up some sunlight, and then spent the next hour too scared to go make my morning coffee, after my mother loudly moaned, "Ah yeah, give it to me, Woody!" from down the hall. FML
Today, my dad was making coffee for the family. Half-way through, he excused himself to the bathroom, so for a laugh, I discreetly poured a load of salt into his drink. When he served us, I drank a mouthful and doubled over hacking. My dad barked, "I wasn't born yesterday, son." FML
Today, I woke up and stumbled over to my window to soak up some morning sunshine. The sunshine was lovely; the sight of my elderly neighbour doing some kind of nude yoga in his backyard certainly was not. FML
Today, I awoke in the midst of the night to find my half-naked dad drunkenly arguing with the microwave. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML
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Top comments
worldclassrager 41
Go back into your room and stare into the sun...that will make you blind so this doesn't happen again
Exobadger 15
Be optimistic... it could have been 2 balls..or a dick.
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Comments (67)
andrmac 25
He was just being him letting it all hangout. Anyway that's just nasty.
Heyjai 18
His one ball also wanted to soak up the beautiful sunlight- Tanning buddies!
a3gab 17
I feel you op I have the same problem
idk_rose 25
What a beautiful way to start the rest of your scarred life
lvg_fml 10
As someone who no longer has my dad I say get over it. It's not a big deal. Someday he'll be gone and you will wish you could see him no matter what he looks like
Mathalamus 25
Nope. I don't have a dad and I think you need to get over it.
Calingaladha 21
It's not that losing your father isn't terrible...but let's be honest, you wouldn't want to see your dad's ball, either. I hope.
allforfun 23
Sounds like dad needs new underwear
amberdea404 28
Sounds like it's his house, he can walk around and be comfortable. If you don't like it then move out on your own then you can be comfortable.
writerchic85 26
At least he wasn't playing with himself or somethin
anarchymaniac 22
Could've been worse Could've been his dick
vikky538 29
Your description is more visual... Now i need to unread this FML