Nice to put a face to the screaming!
Today, I met new people at my dorm, only to find they already knew me because they listen to my boyfriend and me have sex all the time. FML
Today, I met new people at my dorm, only to find they already knew me because they listen to my boyfriend and me have sex all the time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, l took my new boyfriend to the place where my ex and I used to hook up, only to find out that my ex and his new girl had the same idea. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I moved back into my dorm. My ex-girlfriend, and the guy she left me for, now cohabit next door. Now I get to hear them screwing while I try to do my homework. FML
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
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TheySaidWhat 9
OP: Hi I'm Jane X: Jane who? OP: *moans* X: Ohhh, that Jane..
rileyrae0000 23
I hope they aren't actively listening but rather overhear. The former could make things even more uncomfortable
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Comments (57)
InnocenceBlue 38
When you're in a dorm, or anywhere that shares thin walls, keep it down. Other people don't want to hear it. Loud noises are for when you're completely alone! Learn to do little moans and groans.
DA3Z 16
Some people can't contain it
skymachine 23
That's no excuse.
Setareh23 34
Gonna have to go with YDI. I mean, it's really not that big a deal. Students have sex in dorms all the time. But if you actually expected no one would be able to hear you in a building literally crammed with students, often with cheap thin walls where another person's bed may be just on the other side of said wall, or (even worse) if you had sex while people were in other rooms of the apartment but you thought you were being "quiet" enough...I mean come on. It's just common sense. Unless you've managed the art of keeping your voice down and minimal bed creaking, chances are someone's gonna overhear you. The FML made me laugh though. I'm sure you'll all be able to get around it eventually, even if it is a bit embarrassing at first :3
rachelrae120 11
now that they know you they won't mind hearing you
rachelrae120 11
there's one good thing about this, at least the walls aren't see through and it wasn't public sex even though that can be very fun.
dutchy86 20
so....you met new jealous people?
yaaaymomstatus88 15
that is one way to make friends lol jk
Thundaar25 11
Laugh it off and enjoy. Gotta love dorm life.
pete9913 23
That sucks, but you're not going to try to be quiet every time. You might as well embrace the attention and enjoy yourself.
trucker2 33
You could just smile and say it wasn't me, you heard, he wanted to try pegging. Then ask them, if they think you did a good job.
TheySaidWhat 9
"You're Mona from 301!" "Actually my name isn't... " "OH no no. I meant moaner from 301"