Today, I met new people at my dorm, only to find they already knew me because they listen to my boyfriend and me have sex all the time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, l took my new boyfriend to the place where my ex and I used to hook up, only to find out that my ex and his new girl had the same idea. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I moved back into my dorm. My ex-girlfriend, and the guy she left me for, now cohabit next door. Now I get to hear them screwing while I try to do my homework. FML
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
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TheySaidWhat 9
OP: Hi I'm Jane X: Jane who? OP: *moans* X: Ohhh, that Jane..
rileyrae0000 23
I hope they aren't actively listening but rather overhear. The former could make things even more uncomfortable
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Comments (57)
zyero 9
Screaming sex isn't good until the cops are called mid love making due to reports of expected domestic abuse as a result.
Cebolamole 13
Way to meet new people! And you show them who's boss by outscreaming everybody and having more orgasms!
Goblin182 27
Sex good enough to make you loud? I call that a win.
mustangbravo 27
So what? I've overheard people doing it before. I didn't really think twice about it.
hunt3009 16
Well, then you're the anomaly. Most people, it's not like that.
thatonetribute 31
If you were loud enough that the whole floor could hear it, you so deserve it. Have some respect for others.
sallen14 8
FYL, they all probably hate you already.
worldclassrager 41
It could be worse right?
False_Stupidity 42
And now you are known as Mona.
caliguy08 17
As Peter from Family Guy once said to his wife, " ...you know what else is rewarding? closing your vag."
derpman123 17
it's my boyfriend and I
catmint 13
No it isn't. If you remove boyfriend from the sentence, it becomes "listen to me have sex", not "listen to I have sex".