Today, I met new people at my dorm, only to find they already knew me because they listen to my boyfriend and me have sex all the time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, l took my new boyfriend to the place where my ex and I used to hook up, only to find out that my ex and his new girl had the same idea. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I moved back into my dorm. My ex-girlfriend, and the guy she left me for, now cohabit next door. Now I get to hear them screwing while I try to do my homework. FML
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
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TheySaidWhat 9
OP: Hi I'm Jane X: Jane who? OP: *moans* X: Ohhh, that Jane..
rileyrae0000 23
I hope they aren't actively listening but rather overhear. The former could make things even more uncomfortable
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Comments (57)
smoothies14 32
Keep it down or turn up the volume on music or the TV. I've been on both sides of the wall I understand the desire and the awkwardness.
saffy66 34
You're having sex all the time and you think your life sux? Kind of embarrassing, but hey, silver linings...
iheartstupid 4
I feel like this is less of an FML and more of a humble brag so . . . yeah.
XDemetriX 3
Be lucky I wasn't your next door neighbor. Whenever I heard my neighbors, I grabbed my roommates so we could all clap and yell when they were done.
hiddenfromsight 7
At least you're getting laid on a regular basis right?
darkfireflame 15
You go girl!
skyblueprincess 17
you shouldn't be spending legs and being so loud
plaguebearer 1
hahaha get stuck in! you're only young once and sod the prudes!
hunt3009 16
C'mon, you totally deserved that one. If you be loud during sex, there's a chance that people could hear you, and it's not hard to figure out what's going on.
birdybabe 4
well the other kids need something to wank to