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By Gemma - 06/01/2012 23:16 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML

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By ew. - 17/08/2010 04:28 - Canada

Today, I learned that I was conceived on a public bus. FML

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By jared77 - 02/08/2011 16:26 - United States

Today, my mom decided to give me a bloodcurdlingly graphic sex talk. On a plane. I'm 23. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML

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By GeorgiaBOYY - 04/01/2010 17:40 - United States

Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML

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Creeped out

By boardman - 25/05/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, I found out my parents joined the mile-high club. While I was on the plane. FML

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You sure this is the right time?

By KidCudi227 - 19/07/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my mom gave me the "birds and the bees" talk, while she was taking a dump. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2012 14:11 - United States

Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML

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By mile high clubber - 14/07/2013 10:41 - United States - Bensalem

Today, while on the airplane, the cute girl next to me and I instantly hit it off. When I excused myself to the bathroom, I must have given her the wrong impression. She wanted to join the mile high club; I just wanted to take a crap. FML

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The talk

By airplanes-suck - 21/08/2009 00:20 - United States

Today, I went on a plane and was sitting next to a mom with her 12-year-oldish daughter. Apparently, they decided to have "The talk." On the plane, right next to me. I heard everything, and actually learned new things. I'm 35. FML

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Smells like Toddler Spirit

By anon - 06/03/2017 00:00

Today, a toddler threw up on my backpack mid-flight. FML

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kjcamaro3 5

Saturday 7 January 2012 7:44

Does that make you a member of the mile high club?

omfg_creepers 8

Saturday 7 January 2012 7:45

There's not much room in those bathrooms even for one person. Are your parents contortionists?

Comments

taurusxdee 10

Saturday 7 January 2012 19:27

How the hell?! We're they anorexic midgets?!

bubo_fml 10

Saturday 7 January 2012 19:34

Mile high or it's in your eye!

Okayitwasme 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 21:59

Do you like to fly?

abb31897 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 23:27

I was born on one. I feel your pain, bro.

StormsKnights 2

Sunday 8 January 2012 0:01

i was concieved at a purple rain concert in the back of a limo....Our parents are freaks...

ShadowPeo 11

Sunday 8 January 2012 0:29

Well at least you now know

tommyfox 19

Sunday 8 January 2012 2:25

Were there any venomous snakes involved?

xxHodgieLuvs1Dxx 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 2:35

Gee.. That would of been kinda awkward!

maddienoelle 13

Sunday 8 January 2012 5:17

That's why the plane was shaking.

Track1991 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 6:03

Maybe she's hinting that she wants to go on a plane again, "Get your pilots license."

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Today, the fuck boi I’ve been seeing got so interested about my only bi experience, which was light petting in high school, that I’ve started making up far-fetched embellishments to the tale. I can’t believe the stuff this guy is willing to believe. FML

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Today, my sister looked prettier in her bridesmaid's dress than I did in my wedding dress. I love her to bits, but she won the genetic lottery out of the two of us, so even on my wedding day I feel inferior. FML

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Today, as I sat on the table in my gynecologist's office for my yearly checkup, I realized that was the most action I got in the past year. FML

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Today, my window broke and will not close. My room is in a wooded area. I've already chased out two squirrels and a bird and it's only been an hour. I'm afraid I'm gonna wake up like Snow White with all sorts of wildlife sleeping with me. FML

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Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend over webcam with a cute negligee. He was doing homework. Half an hour later, he finally noticed. Apparently pre-calc is more interesting than his girlfriend. I guess polynomials are just curvier than me. FML

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Today, a coworker invited me out for a date, totally out of the blue. I had no idea she liked me, but I did my best to impress. She ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, two bottles of wine, and eventually picked up and went home with our waiter. I got the bill. FML

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Today, my country went on strike and is overthrowing the government, and I'm stuck on a night shift at work. FML

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