Today, I was mowing the lawn of my brand new house, located in a very nice neighborhood, when a lady in her nice white cadillac drove up and asked me, in extremely broken Spanish, if I could mow her lawn too. I'm a hispanic guy. FML
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Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML
Today, I was at a mall. A woman stopped by me, said slowly and loudly, in Spanish "baño?" Knowing a bit of Spanish, I nodded and pointed the restrooms out for her. She then mutters about "dang Mexicans and their inability to speak English". I'm not even Latina. I'm Irish-American. FML
Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML
Today, my neighbor waved at me while he mowing his lawn. Wanting to be friendly, I waved back. In doing so I tripped on the curb, fell onto my own trash can, and rolled halfway into the street. He didn’t stop mowing. FML
Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, I had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. Right when I'd finished, I ran out of gas. My 83 year-old grandmother saw. FML
Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML
Today, I was doing a job for some people on my street cutting their bushes. After I had finished and went to get my pay, I realized I had gone to the wrong house. They called the police. FML
Today, I was getting out of my car, when my new neighbor asked if I'd help him unhitch a trailer. On my way over, he said, "Oh never mind, I thought you were a boy." I am a boy. FML
Today, I had to come back home early from my holidays. Why? I had asked my grandmother to water my plants, some of which are illegal. Instead of doing it herself, she asked her neighbor… who is a cop. FML
Today, I thought I would surprise my dad by mowing our entire two acre lawn. When he got home, instead of being grateful like I had hoped, he yelled at me for cutting in vertical lines instead of horizontal. FML
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corey_kelly 0
i hate racism and stereotypes
Naples 0
You should have said yes and then wrote "**** You" across her lane with the lawn mower.
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Comments (105)
jules96_fml 0
thats not that rude of her i know it might be embarrassing for you and her if she found out but i guess it just looked like you were a gardener, i know people who go up to guys mowing other peoples lawns asking them to mow theirs. that sucks tho im sorry about that haha
kapay 0
You shoulda told her you'd mow her lawn alright.
Ender_ 0
#50 - Just because somebody started speaking spanish to someone doesn't mean they think the person doesn't know English. Maybe it means that they are trying to better connect with the person. Are you telling me that it's offensive to try and learn another language, and try to speak it in public?
briguy21 0
i thought it was a sexual referance at fist... lol
FML_IS_FUNNY 0
im Spanish...im Puerto Rican/Venezuelan....and i kno enuff spanish to have a short convo with some1.....or 2 curse at sum1 who pisses me off........lmao
NinjaNath 0
wow, stuck up bitch, theres nothing down for that!
ammali 0
LOL, the perfect response would have been, "Sorry ma'am, I can't, I'm meeting the guys for a round of golf as soon as I finish MY lawn here..." hehehe
kellster 2
I hope you told her what to do with herself.
nat66623 0
FHL, because she is an idiot.
coloredwax 0
Nice try, but this us such an old joke... http://www.snopes.com/racial/mistaken/gardener.asp