Today, I was mowing the lawn of my brand new house, located in a very nice neighborhood, when a lady in her nice white cadillac drove up and asked me, in extremely broken Spanish, if I could mow her lawn too. I'm a hispanic guy. FML
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Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML
Today, I was at a mall. A woman stopped by me, said slowly and loudly, in Spanish "baño?" Knowing a bit of Spanish, I nodded and pointed the restrooms out for her. She then mutters about "dang Mexicans and their inability to speak English". I'm not even Latina. I'm Irish-American. FML
Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML
Today, my neighbor waved at me while he mowing his lawn. Wanting to be friendly, I waved back. In doing so I tripped on the curb, fell onto my own trash can, and rolled halfway into the street. He didn’t stop mowing. FML
Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, I had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. Right when I'd finished, I ran out of gas. My 83 year-old grandmother saw. FML
Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML
Today, I was doing a job for some people on my street cutting their bushes. After I had finished and went to get my pay, I realized I had gone to the wrong house. They called the police. FML
Today, I was getting out of my car, when my new neighbor asked if I'd help him unhitch a trailer. On my way over, he said, "Oh never mind, I thought you were a boy." I am a boy. FML
Today, I had to come back home early from my holidays. Why? I had asked my grandmother to water my plants, some of which are illegal. Instead of doing it herself, she asked her neighbor… who is a cop. FML
Today, I thought I would surprise my dad by mowing our entire two acre lawn. When he got home, instead of being grateful like I had hoped, he yelled at me for cutting in vertical lines instead of horizontal. FML
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corey_kelly 0
i hate racism and stereotypes
Naples 0
You should have said yes and then wrote "**** You" across her lane with the lawn mower.
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Comments (105)
TheEmoPrepGirl 0
That's mean! I would have said "Only if you pay me a lot of money." and gone inside to show her that this was your house and that you spoke English.
Mortal_Light 0
#10 ftw
karnoff 0
dude, do you just mow or do you deal with all aspects of landscaping?
Golden_fml 1
#10 HAHAH
npk1112 0
#11....no, you're just an ignorant racist. I'll bet you were praying for McCain to win back in November and "can't wait for Obama to fail" too. I hope your trailer gets repo'd Sorry to here that dude. haha..i like number 10's idea!
Anonymus101 4
Racial profiling is just stupid.
gradschoolwoes 0
this is an old joke: http://www.snopes.com/racial/mistaken/gardener.asp
MukyDaCookie 0
Wow, I hate racist people like that. Just cuase a black person wearing a baseball cap is walking around at night doesn't mean hes going to mug someone. Just cause a hispanic is mowing a lawn doesn't make him someones manservant why is it people feel safer around white people? Why are they considered more civilized? They tried to conquer the world, enslaving hundreds of thosuands, killing millions. (Not just white people, but mostly white nations such as England) Not saying they are all bad, but historically it just doesn't make sense
Serial 2
some black spraypaint would like nice on that white cadillac
PostBlue 0
Odio a la gente así. Racistas de mierda. Jódalos haha #20