Health, Wake up and Scary: "Nice alarm you've got there"

"Nice alarm you've got there"

By JoanT - 14/07/2020 09:43

Today, I woke myself up by pinching my nipple between my elbow and the bed. This isn’t the first time. FML

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UbuntuElphie 16

Tuesday 18 August 2020 9:38

How the **** do you even do that? Absolutely, FYL!

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UbuntuElphie 16

Tuesday 18 August 2020 9:38

How the **** do you even do that? Absolutely, FYL!

JoanT 11

Tuesday 25 August 2020 8:33

Big ass boobs 😂😂

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