Today, I pinched a nerve in my shoulder while pulling the bedcovers higher in the morning. After excruciating pain all day, I climbed back into bed at night, twisting my knee in the process. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, when I woke up, I quickly pulled the bed sheet with my right arm to get out of the bed. I failed to notice that a big portion of the sheet was pinned under my body. My arm dislocated and I fainted because of the pain. Great way to start the day. FML
Today, after months of hardcore training, free of injuries, I pinched a nerve in my neck while putting on a swimsuit to lie in the sun doing nothing. FML
Today, I woke myself up by pinching my nipple between my elbow and the bed. This isn’t the first time. FML
Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML
Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML
Today, I couldn't sleep and in the process of tossing and turning I did something very painful to my back. I spent 4 years in the marine corps infantry, but laying in a bed kicks my ass. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I took a nap on my couch. She used my arm as a pillow, and everything was pretty peaceful, until she moved over and practically dislocated my shoulder. My screams of pain woke her, which was apparently an "asshole move" on my part. FML
Today, I woke up for the first time In 5 days with relief from a debilitating migraine, only to have my arm and shoulder completely numb and a sharp pain running from my neck to my elbow. I have a pinched nerve and dislocated disk in my neck. FML
Today, as I was trying to get out of bed, my foot began sliding across the floor. I instinctively tried to balance myself, only for the new angle to cause my right hip to painfully and loudly dislocate, making me fall face-forward into my dresser. Back stuck in bed after three days of freedom. FML
Today, after a long day at work, my legs were aching by the time I got home. Tired, I tried to go to bed early. Now the only thing preventing me from sleeping is the pain in my legs. It’s 4 a.m. now and no luck. FML
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Top comments
Inkoseh 33
In Soviet Russia, beds, break-in you!
davecross 11
Your bed is trying to kill you!!!!! I wouldn't try sex something might fall off next
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Comments (9)
Inkoseh 33
In Soviet Russia, beds, break-in you!
exileonmainst 16
Not the best bed time story I've read..
Lobby_Bee 18
On the bright side you don't need to move around much anymore, you're already in bed.
davecross 11
Your bed is trying to kill you!!!!! I wouldn't try sex something might fall off next
jade3424 21
I think you’re getting into bed wrong..
gobiteme2 34
This is were the term Death Bed first started.
Keri Vester 2
so what you're really saying is you're bad in bed
kakabalo 18
and i thought i am the favorite of the lady luck
GhostFox 34
I have this issue on a nearly daily basis- buuuuuuut, I have Ehler's-Danlos' Syndrome. If you don't, you should probably go to a doctor.