Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, I confessed to my co-worker that I've secretly loved him for months. He laughed hysterically for about a minute straight before shaking his head and excusing himself from the store. Even the fact that my boss fired him for leaving early isn't cheering me up. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Today, a coworker told me she may be in love with me. I admitted similar feelings and we agreed, since we're both happily married, not to spend time together anymore. Two hours later we were both promoted to run the same project, where we'll be "working hand in glove for the next couple of years." FML
Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML
Today, my boss told me that I'd confessed my love to him last night when he'd held my hair back as I puked. FML
Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I found out that a girl who I really liked at work, who is my manager and with whom I'm friends, and who knows I like her, has been secretly dating someone else who works there for a month, and everyone at work knew except me, because she didn't want to tell me. FML
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js_0508 9
Screw both of them. You deserve someone mature and respectful
swanheart 35
How insensitive of them. The important thing to remember is that it's not the end of the world. They'll soon forget about it and you will move on and find an even better woman for you.
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Comments (52)
christinamarie17 29
Seriously if this continues call HR. No boss or employee for that matter has a right to bully their co-worker. Show them both and get them fired for harassment.
lovelockdown23 23
It isn't bullying or harassment.
SPN_lover666 27
Laughing at his feelings isn't bullying or harrassing. If OP tried to use it to fire them, he would be laughed at even more
bulletsinthewind 21
That's really not cool. But just the fact that she went and told someone else so they could have a laugh, should let you know you probably dodged a bullet there. Don't worry about a thing man. There's someone else out there for you.
Silk_Routes 14
she is your boses bitch
WOTAN1488 24
**** :(
connaughty0225 16
Don't worry op just remember karma is a bitch...
LevyLove 17
At least you know what kind of person she is! Silver lining is you didn't have to date such a super ****.
MrThump 16
Wow That sucks! Hope your boss and the ho-bag feel good about themselves. What pricks. Tell them how dissapointed you are with the way they acted and make them feel bad. Also tell ho-bag you take back what you said after you saw a different side to her you don't find attractive. Burn them by being the better person.
LastResort318 14
The girl might have been a asshole but that doesn't mean that she is a ho.
Aimeejasmine 15
Literally can't stand people who call women a hoe, ****, ***** etc for being bitchy. Do not match excessive sexual activity with a snide personality, a woman can sleep with hundreds of men or 1, but that doesn't dictate how kindly they'll react to your confession of love lmao
MrThump 16
Ahh yes. Point taken sorry about that. She's still a bitch even though not a ho-bag (possibly)
HeartYou101 31
I think it's really weird that she'd tell her boss this type of personal info. Unless they're related or really close friends, I'd suspect there's a little "somethin' somethin'" going on there...
ColonelCusswords 24
Tissues will work pretty well on cleaning the tears off the keyboard as well as your face
newyorkerkyle 24
GL OP