PoorMe
United States 🌶️ Spicy
My ears!
Today, I muted the TV just in time to hear my mom yell at my dad about how their sex life is "non-existent". FML
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scarred
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Noise complaint
Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML
Anonymous
Colombia 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks mom
Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to remind me about my non-existent sex life while all the family was having dinner. FML
Anonymous
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
glittercat
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
fmjob
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
DisturbedMan
Maidstone, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as if having to endure the noises of my parents having sex in the next room wasn't painful enough, my mom decided to shout, "Yeah! Like a horse!" I want to cry. FML
Bear
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
confused
Minneapolis, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Confusing family
Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Now watching
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
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Supergirl1988 16
It's better than hitting mute and hearing a very loud sex life from your parents!
Lauren324 18
F your moms life not yours!
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Comments (55)
happylappy 21
Isn't this what all kids want?
perdix 29
Hurry up and un-mute the TV before Dad presents his rebuttal to her thesis!
rattusrattus 18
"******** ARE PART OF A SEX LIFE, JUDITH!" "******** DO *NOTHING* FOR MY PLEASURE, MICHAEL!" OP: oh god whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...
tacojauns 45
FYL because you didn't want to hear about their sex life, or FYL because your parents relationship is withering away?
Bluekaren16 19
"Not tonight Helen"
MooseKnuckle5150 13
F your mom's life. Someone needs to.
hurley12 30
Better than hearing them talk about how great their sex life is.
Faff 20
why? don't you think its better to know your parents are still happy together?
kinky44 28
Wow that's somehow horrible for you. OP: "Oh No! My parents aren't having sex! Now I won't get to walk in on it!"
dogpup4 23
A good sex life is a huge factor in a relationship. OP is concerned that their relationship could be falling apart.
kinky44 28
While I can see that being a valid reason, if he didn't say it, it's sort of a toss up as to why it's an FML. I assumed it was just because he heard his parents talking about sex.
DanielleinDC 33
Why did you mute the TV in the first place?
fluffykhan_23 4
Commercials, phone call, heard-a-noise-in-the-kitchen, etc.
picante72 24
Moral of the story: never mute a tv.
voveraite 7
To the folks who said that it is better that OP did not hear sounds hinting to the contrary: I don't know, it is quite a selfish perspective to put a temporary embarrassment above another person's continued unhappiness (yes, people can be happy without it, but yelling about it kind of implies otherwise..). And of course parents cand talk and act about sex in their own house, child there or not, provided some discretion is at hand and the child was taught some privacy boundaries too. I find it hard to believe so many of you prefer "innocent" eyes/ ears to a content and harmonious atmosphere in the family.