PoorMe
United States 🌶️ Spicy
My ears!
Today, I muted the TV just in time to hear my mom yell at my dad about how their sex life is "non-existent". FML
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scarred
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Noise complaint
Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML
Anonymous
Colombia 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks mom
Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to remind me about my non-existent sex life while all the family was having dinner. FML
Anonymous
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
glittercat
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
fmjob
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
DisturbedMan
Maidstone, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as if having to endure the noises of my parents having sex in the next room wasn't painful enough, my mom decided to shout, "Yeah! Like a horse!" I want to cry. FML
Bear
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
confused
Minneapolis, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Confusing family
Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Now watching
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Top comments
Supergirl1988 16
It's better than hitting mute and hearing a very loud sex life from your parents!
Lauren324 18
F your moms life not yours!
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Comments (55)
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
How does this make your life bad?
Satoaoi 13
if they didn't you wouldn't be born
vivvajulianne 5
exactly?
laya_fml 26
At least you don't have to worry about any strange noises at night.
noelasis94 18
Did you continue to listen because if you did it shows you wanted to know all about it
osm1989_fml 6
There's no winning for parents... I've seen a lot of FMLs where people are complaining that they heard their parents having sex, and now you're complaining because you heard that your parents aren't having sex?
iAmLauRawr 10
well, at least you dont have to worry about hearing your parents doing the dance of life in the middle of the night. Unless... their non-existent sexy time suddenly becomes more active after their little discussion... then fyl
nvo 6
F their life
Demonyx 6
F your mom's life, she just wants the D
Seahawk19 6
To the heart one of the least favouravle sentences to hear from parents haha
ben10jammin 3
That's good no disgusting noise keep up the good work