Today, in my job as an assistant at a music venue, I had to get posters signed by that night's performer. When I walked into the dressing room, I was told, "unless you're sucking my cock then get the fuck out of here" and had the posters slapped out of my hands. It's my job to deal with these pricks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working a concert ticket booth. A lady gave me her ticket, I punched it, and told her to enjoy the show. She asked for the “hotel.” Apparently, she thought that the concert ticket cost included a hotel stay, since she traveled from out of state. She cussed me out and had to be escorted out. FML
Today, I was in a band with some friends and we got our first gig at a local festival, but I'd already agreed to work serving drinks at the festival. My bandmates got really annoyed and kicked me out of the band. They then went ahead and performed the song that I WROTE, without me, at the festival where I was working. FML
Today, my boss told me to kick out of the hotel anyone who was clearly a prostitute trolling for men. I spotted a woman in a miniskirt approaching a guy in the bar, so I told her politely to leave. Despite the skirt, turns out she's the hotel manager and the man was her fiancé. I got fired so hard and fast. FML
Today, I went to a work event and was having my picture taken with a coworker. Since we had done karaoke together, someone said we should pose like we were singing. I held my hand up like I was holding a mic and opened my mouth. It looked like I was performing a sex act. My boss glared at me. FML
Today, I walked into a concert that I've been waiting months for. Immediately after passing through the doors, I was accused of sneaking in and thrown out. They wouldn't even look at my ticket, or the hand stamp they'd given me. FML
Today, I checked into a hotel because my boss had assigned me to a new position. As soon as the reception lady looked up, she had me kicked out of the hotel. Apparently, one of the regulations is, "No prostitutes allowed." I was wearing a business suit. FML
Today, I visited a friend at work with a couple of other friends. We like to play pranks, so we went to his register and started loudly discussing our masturbation habits as a joke. Some bitch complained, and his boss fired him and kicked us all out. FML
Today, I was at a nightclub when some dick squeezed the ass of the girl beside me. She whirled around and started yelling and slapping me across the face. I was dragged out by the bouncers, to cheers from the people around us. FML
Today, a stripper came into my work to get some posters copied. She asked if she could pay in small bills. I just touched $50 that have probably rubbed up against a stripper's twat. FML
Today, I went to a great concert. Against all odds, I got to meet the band. All I had for them to autograph was a flyer protesting their concert that was given to me on the way in. FML
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waffule365 16
Bands like that don't deserve fans.
Gutafaerie 2
Would really like to know which band it was. That's so rude. Don't they know they need fans!?
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Comments (101)
Megan639 16
Ewww! I'm sorry honey! Some men don't know how to respect a woman.
andyyroxx 20
Oh please, don't bring this into it. Some ******* women don't know how to treat men. Your point?
lilhellian 27
If you want into this.. Why do some girls go after the ones that don't treat girls right? It's like a dog pissing on the carpet and then giving him a bone..
Obey_StudBoii 23
#17 Have some ****** respect! She did nothing to you but comment and you took it the wrong way.
ladyLALAA 29
Thinking you can save and our change them...
ladyLALAA 29
*or. Sorry Nazis, I'm sleepy!
doctorhook86 25
12: Not sure what your comment has to do with this FML, as there's no indication that the OP is even female. PS: It's funny when a 14 year old girl discusses "how to treat a woman." lol
Dracoboxer357 36
Can we all agree that some people simply don't know how to be respectful human beings to each other? Regardless of rhyme or reason, sex or orientation, assholes can be found anywhere, unfortunately. :(
theawkwardlife 21
49, I doubt he wanted another dude to suck his dick and I'm not sure what #12's age has to do with this either. its true that some guys don't know how to properly treat a girl, but it goes the same way with some girls.
Mossears133 15
60- famous gay guys exist too, y'know!
nottheyoungest 18
Fame gets to people's head. They're too arrogant to even look back and remember where they came from.
Uhscanherdarklee 10
Man, that Justin Bieber is really getting outta hand...
lilhellian 27
Can't be her.. Clearly she has no dick..
sikunt89_fml 16
So... did you end up staying or did you gtfo?
perdix 31
If you go, there will be trouble, But if you stay, it will be double. Either way, you're going to have a clash with the so-called artist.
perdix 31
So, did you deal with his prick in the manner requested? The "talent" can be very demanding, so it can be very demeaning to work with them. In other words, your job sucks, literally.
zandalee 20
Your job really blows OP.
Sandsh8rk 36
I am really curious to know what band you were dealing with.
finnrambo 13
people like that really have to understand where they came from, whenever people film tv shit at my school they always drop this elitist attitude as though they're somehow better than me, this is including the carpenters on set
perdix 31
This contrived, corporate autograph business is bullshit. If I have a poster, meet the artist face-to-face, ask him to sign it and he does so, I have something -- otherwise, it's expensive meaningless crap. If I get a football autographed by Eli Manning, because I ordered it from SkyMall from seat 25D on a United flight to Houston, do I tell people how great it was to meet Eli? No wonder people who have to crank out inautentic autographs get so grumpy!
Jharrist89 12
So did you?
perdix 31
#35, no. **** Eli Manning, I'm a Redskins fan!