Today, in my job as an assistant at a music venue, I had to get posters signed by that night's performer. When I walked into the dressing room, I was told, "unless you're sucking my cock then get the fuck out of here" and had the posters slapped out of my hands. It's my job to deal with these pricks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working a concert ticket booth. A lady gave me her ticket, I punched it, and told her to enjoy the show. She asked for the “hotel.” Apparently, she thought that the concert ticket cost included a hotel stay, since she traveled from out of state. She cussed me out and had to be escorted out. FML
Today, I was in a band with some friends and we got our first gig at a local festival, but I'd already agreed to work serving drinks at the festival. My bandmates got really annoyed and kicked me out of the band. They then went ahead and performed the song that I WROTE, without me, at the festival where I was working. FML
Today, my boss told me to kick out of the hotel anyone who was clearly a prostitute trolling for men. I spotted a woman in a miniskirt approaching a guy in the bar, so I told her politely to leave. Despite the skirt, turns out she's the hotel manager and the man was her fiancé. I got fired so hard and fast. FML
Today, I went to a work event and was having my picture taken with a coworker. Since we had done karaoke together, someone said we should pose like we were singing. I held my hand up like I was holding a mic and opened my mouth. It looked like I was performing a sex act. My boss glared at me. FML
Today, I walked into a concert that I've been waiting months for. Immediately after passing through the doors, I was accused of sneaking in and thrown out. They wouldn't even look at my ticket, or the hand stamp they'd given me. FML
Today, I checked into a hotel because my boss had assigned me to a new position. As soon as the reception lady looked up, she had me kicked out of the hotel. Apparently, one of the regulations is, "No prostitutes allowed." I was wearing a business suit. FML
Today, I visited a friend at work with a couple of other friends. We like to play pranks, so we went to his register and started loudly discussing our masturbation habits as a joke. Some bitch complained, and his boss fired him and kicked us all out. FML
Today, I was at a nightclub when some dick squeezed the ass of the girl beside me. She whirled around and started yelling and slapping me across the face. I was dragged out by the bouncers, to cheers from the people around us. FML
Today, a stripper came into my work to get some posters copied. She asked if she could pay in small bills. I just touched $50 that have probably rubbed up against a stripper's twat. FML
Today, I went to a great concert. Against all odds, I got to meet the band. All I had for them to autograph was a flyer protesting their concert that was given to me on the way in. FML
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waffule365 16
Bands like that don't deserve fans.
Gutafaerie 2
Would really like to know which band it was. That's so rude. Don't they know they need fans!?
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Comments (101)
abpersonality 19
Sounds like something that Ronnie Radke would do. Or that singer from Blood on the Dancefloor.
mormonsrule 8
That really sucks!! I hate people like that. I hope it gets better
zfchatroulette 24
Depending on who it was I would say you should have if it got them to sign the posters or whatever
cshell424 10
Hypothetically speaking, if you did blow the guys while on the job, and therefore were being paid for how you spent that time... Would that make you a hooker?
chinagirl3343 8
Oh how I wish the OP had told us the performer's name so I can make sure to never go see him.
Inked0803 12
That's when you should've said,"I'll suck yours if you suck mine".
marthamotionless 3
I wanna know who it was! :o
Sir_Swaggington 6
What a ******* dick. OP looked like a fan while holding the poster and he just dissed her like that? I hope the band gets into some huge fight over creative differences, breaks up, and fades into the land of irrelevance never to be seen again.
Kaizoku_fml 6
We need names, how else are we gonna boycott pricks like these.
kill19 12
It was probably Nelly. He is giving concerts in Oklahoma right now.