Today, in my job as an assistant at a music venue, I had to get posters signed by that night's performer. When I walked into the dressing room, I was told, "unless you're sucking my cock then get the fuck out of here" and had the posters slapped out of my hands. It's my job to deal with these pricks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working a concert ticket booth. A lady gave me her ticket, I punched it, and told her to enjoy the show. She asked for the “hotel.” Apparently, she thought that the concert ticket cost included a hotel stay, since she traveled from out of state. She cussed me out and had to be escorted out. FML
Today, I was in a band with some friends and we got our first gig at a local festival, but I'd already agreed to work serving drinks at the festival. My bandmates got really annoyed and kicked me out of the band. They then went ahead and performed the song that I WROTE, without me, at the festival where I was working. FML
Today, my boss told me to kick out of the hotel anyone who was clearly a prostitute trolling for men. I spotted a woman in a miniskirt approaching a guy in the bar, so I told her politely to leave. Despite the skirt, turns out she's the hotel manager and the man was her fiancé. I got fired so hard and fast. FML
Today, I went to a work event and was having my picture taken with a coworker. Since we had done karaoke together, someone said we should pose like we were singing. I held my hand up like I was holding a mic and opened my mouth. It looked like I was performing a sex act. My boss glared at me. FML
Today, I walked into a concert that I've been waiting months for. Immediately after passing through the doors, I was accused of sneaking in and thrown out. They wouldn't even look at my ticket, or the hand stamp they'd given me. FML
Today, I checked into a hotel because my boss had assigned me to a new position. As soon as the reception lady looked up, she had me kicked out of the hotel. Apparently, one of the regulations is, "No prostitutes allowed." I was wearing a business suit. FML
Today, I visited a friend at work with a couple of other friends. We like to play pranks, so we went to his register and started loudly discussing our masturbation habits as a joke. Some bitch complained, and his boss fired him and kicked us all out. FML
Today, I was at a nightclub when some dick squeezed the ass of the girl beside me. She whirled around and started yelling and slapping me across the face. I was dragged out by the bouncers, to cheers from the people around us. FML
Today, a stripper came into my work to get some posters copied. She asked if she could pay in small bills. I just touched $50 that have probably rubbed up against a stripper's twat. FML
Today, I went to a great concert. Against all odds, I got to meet the band. All I had for them to autograph was a flyer protesting their concert that was given to me on the way in. FML
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Top comments
waffule365 16
Bands like that don't deserve fans.
Gutafaerie 2
Would really like to know which band it was. That's so rude. Don't they know they need fans!?
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Comments (101)
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
These guys should remember that without their fans, they would still be playing in someone's garage. They should show some respect for the people who spend money on their music and be grateful that they enjoy it. Talent is nothing without recognition.
sezzle17 11
Just do what you told. Suck away!
berossm 7
Easy response as I would assume the signed posters are part of the contract. Unless you're signing the posters you can forget about your check. They're greedy bastards for the most part.
Obey_StudBoii 23
My opinion? Find a better career so you wont have to run into these problems. Sweetie ignore others negativity and if they come off as rude to you. SOME men (I SAID SOME! ) have the nerve to twist stuff around and make it sexist.
brianjman14 23
Doesn't matter that you said some. Your comment is still sexist because you didn't mention how women can be sexist, too.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Women can be sexist by judging men upon how they act to certain situations. You don't like my comments? Get over it.
Dracoboxer357 36
52- Some men Are sexist. I don't see how pointing that out makes one a sexist, nor does it oblige the speaker to automatically point out that some women are too. I happen to agree with Obey, does that make me a sexist against men as well? If no, why not?
pandawudel 9
your job sucks, oh wait... ;)
Mr_Mole 24
And that is when you tell them to shut the **** up and sign their tat merchandise before you kick them in the balls. Being nice to these people only makes them worse.
perdix 31
#51, I don't care for people who don't know how to use apostrophes.
xRezSynn 15
Justin Bieber, right?
iamthunder 4
Well it wasn't going to suck itself . . .
simoncat 11
Welcome to my world. I work with actors and musicians. Isn't the overinflated ego a beautiful thing?