Today, while I was walking my friend's dog around the neighborhood, I watched as a little girl fall off her bike. I let go of the dog and ran over to help. The girl was OK but the dog ran into the street and got hit by a truck. FML
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Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML
Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML
Today, while arriving at my best friend's wedding, I accidentally ran over her 2 dogs. FML
Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Today I ran across the street to help a woman who had fallen off her bicycle. While running, I tripped and broke my arm. Surgery is needed. FML
Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML
Today, while driving home from basketball practice, I noticed an old lady struggling to get up from a fall. I stopped to help her up and make sure she was fine, and in the meantime, a teenager decided to hop into my car and crash it into a telephone pole and run away. FML
Today, I was walking around the park with my wife. Out of nowhere, a little girl on a bicycle slammed in to me, knocking me to the ground. As I rolled over, sure that my ankle was broken, her father ran over to me. He screamed, "Watch where you're going, douchebag!" FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
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not1 0
goddamn, don't just leave the dog like that;/
dol567 0
You should've kept hold of the dog!
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Comments (138)
BriaaaNicole 0
Why'd you let go of the dog?! It's not even yours ... It's more like F your friends life for trusting you with her dog.
bonafidehustler 0
People who are standing up for the guy are idiots. I don't understand people who make it sound like you had to choose between the girl's life and the dog's life, you didn't have to choose between them! You can run over to see if the girl is alright without letting the dog's leash go. Even if the dog doesn't run in front of the truck, it very well could run away. It's the OP's fault, not the dog's fault. You deserved it, and your friend has every right to be pissed at you.
dalascheer 1
all you people that say he deserved it are idiots, sure he shouldnt have let go of the dog, but its not like he wanted it to get hit or expected it to maybe he thought it was smart enough to stay or follow him or at least not to run onto the road while he help a kid that could have been hurt. This really sucks but stfu about hows he's so horrible
zizziebeth 0
Are you retarded? @#110 You don't let go of YOUR FRIENDS dog to check on a girl who fell off a bike on the freaking sidewalk, and if you do, you take the dog with you. This guy may not be horrible, but he's a stupid retard.
happygoluckyhh 0
The funniest part of this "FML" was that you wrote "FLM"
toribones 0
OMG, I bet your friend was pissed! poor dog.... haha. -tori
FuzzyWalnuts 0
Why would you let go of the dogs leash????? You're an idiot
xcchick 0
WTF why did u let go?!!?
somename1223132 5
**** the girl take care of the dog instead
Supamunki 0
lol at no. 83